there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so

from This or that 

 

Angry client or angry coworker?

   coworker. My work life has been nothing but Angry Client for the last 4+ years, and I've had enough.

Obsession or apathy?

  obsession

Embarrassment or fear?

  fear - it has a purpose, but embarrassment is just pointless

Big class or small class?

   small

False hope or unnecessary anxiety?

   hope - but none of the false kind, please

French fries or onion rings?

  french fries (but Damn a good onion ring is hard to resist)

Half full or half empty?

   feh

Gym or Art?

   Art

Burgers or hot dogs?

  ooooooh, grilled hamburgers with crunchy little pickles!!

Load the dishwasher or unload the dishwasher?

   either one - and I don't give a crap "how it's done." There is no one right way.

Emotion or logic?

   emotion

Clear directions or loose guidelines?

   loooose

Lose sleep or skip a meal?

   lose sleep

Essay or multiple choice? 

  essay

Patterned or plain?

   plain

Sweet or sour?

   sweet, delicious - and often offensive, please!

Pizza or Chinese food?

  pizza

Homecoming or prom?

   homecoming (casual better)

Protagonist or sidekick? 

  sidekick

Bonus or raise?

  raise

Second chance at love or for your career?

  oh good God, fuck the career

Goofy hats or silly socks?

  I look ridiculous in hats

Split the bill or take turns paying?

  take turns - splitting the bill is a pain in the ass

Magic wand or time machine?

   I do adore a magic wand...

Candy or toys?

  toys

Slow walking or fast?

  middle ground. If I'm walking alone, then probably pretty fast. If I'm out with a friend, then likely more of a stroll. 

[from here and adapted; the title quotation is by William Shakespeare, from Hamlet]