It's Time to Acknowledge the Natural Order

Or am I the only one who believes that all M&Ms are not created equally?

I've done this forever. For as long as I can remember. Both the segregating and the lining up on the keyboard. I use them as inducement--if I complete another paragraph, I get a pellet. (I was a rodent in a former life. An utterly happy, replete, fuckin' fat rodent.) In fact, although I took that photograph only perhaps 4 minutes ago, there are two green M&Ms on the keyboard right now, between 7 & 8 & 9. Make that one M&M.

Oops. None.