A quiz, written by yours truly. Match the movie quote with the film from which it comes. Four titles are used twice. Submit answers, if desired. Correct answers will appear here when I get around to it. Fridayish, prehaps?
- "It was broken already."
- "Oh, an observation, huh? Well who the hell are you, man? Isaac fucking Newton?"
"What's that, Chewy? A Jedi Knight?!"
- "Have you seen my wiener?"
- "Anything else? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year-old prostitute delivered to your room? We CAN do that. Or maybe you'd like us to off someone for you...?"
- "Now just shut up, and give me the back half."
"All right, be an asshole!"
- "But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"
- "I think that um... I think that sex is overrated. I think that people place far too much importance on it, and I think that stuff about women wantin' it just as bad as men is crap. I mean I think that women want it, I just don't think that they want it for the same reason that men think they do."
- "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
- "Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing."
"Not the same thing, the same ballpark."
"It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit."
- "You are Eliasti-girl! My god! Pull yourself together! 'What will you do?' Is this a question? You will show him that you remember that he's Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who YOU are."
- "I thought you might be curious to see if you’re smarter than the person I’m looking for."
"Then, by implication, you think you’re smarter than me, since it was you who caught me."
"No. I know that I’m not smarter than you."
"Then how did you catch me?"
"You had disadvantages."
- "Stop breaking the law, asshole!"
- "All upright Germans will be National Socialists, but only the best National Socialists will be party members!"
- "Respect, admiration and trust equals love."
- "I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she's last seen on a deserted island, and who turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Underground."
- "Whatever. Whatever-the-fuck-ever."
- "Sometimes you gotta grab life by the haunches and hump it into submission."
- "Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."
- "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
D. Liar, Liar
F. Pulp Fiction
G. Road Trip
H. sex, lies and videotape
I. Star Wars (etc.)
J. The Incredibles
K. There’s Something About Mary
L. Top Secret!
M. Training Day
N. Triumph of the Will