Homer: Why am I here?
Coyote [disembodied voice]: "You are on a quest for knowledge."
Homer: Who said that?
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer [warily]: Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you.
Coyote: No, I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
Homer: Yeah, that's me all right.
Coyote [disembodied voice]: "You are on a quest for knowledge."
Homer: Who said that?
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer [warily]: Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you.
Coyote: No, I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
Homer: Yeah, that's me all right.
Coyote: Clarity is the path to inner peace.
Homer: Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?
Homer: Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?
Coyote: [snorts] Are you kidding? If anything, you should get more possessions. You don't even have a computer.
Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.... [The coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!
Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.... [The coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!
Coyote [sheepishly]: Sorry. I am a coyote.
Homer: Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with you.
Coyote: Good. Your mind is in a state of readiness, so listen well. To make yourself complete, you must find your soul mate.
Homer: Soul mate?
Coyote: Your kindred spirit. The one with whom you share an unspoken bond. A profound mystical understanding.
Homer: That's it? Well, that's Marge! Big deal! Great spiritual quest, Wolfie. My soul mate is Marge.
Coyote: Is it...?
Homer: Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with you.
Coyote: Good. Your mind is in a state of readiness, so listen well. To make yourself complete, you must find your soul mate.
Homer: Soul mate?
Coyote: Your kindred spirit. The one with whom you share an unspoken bond. A profound mystical understanding.
Homer: That's it? Well, that's Marge! Big deal! Great spiritual quest, Wolfie. My soul mate is Marge.
Coyote: Is it...?
Homer: Wow, Marge. You really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soul mates because--
Marge: We had a fight?
Homer: Right. And we don't like the same things. It's like you're from Venus--
Marge: We had a fight?
Homer: Right. And we don't like the same things. It's like you're from Venus--
Marge: And you're from Mars.
Homer: Oh, sure. Give me the one with all the monsters.
Marge: Homer, don’t you see? Our differences are only skin deep.
Homer: But our "sames" go right down to the bone. Maybe we do have a--
Marge: A profound, mystical understanding?
Marge: A profound, mystical understanding?
Homer: Hey, we do! Oh, Marge! We're number one! We’re number one! In your face, Space Coyote!
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