bridge mix, question-style

• Do you like the toilet paper to be over or under? Over, but I'm not weird about it.
• Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? Probably? I've been known to have issues with sky rats.
• If you had to draw a picture right now, what would it be? Something messy and hard to understand. I'm not good with the representational.
• Have you ever rear ended/bumped someone in a fast food drive through? Not with my car.
• Have you ever had diarrhea and vomited at the same time? Eeew. No.
• Would you rather sit on a fire ant hill naked or eat a spider? The spider, of course. In garlic chicken or chili or something like that.
• Do you like the smell of gasoline? Ick. No.
• Have you ever spit on someone before? Not intentionally. I have a snorting laugh problem, tho.
• Do you like shrimp or crab legs better? Blegh. Neither.
• Could you live without sex? No.
• How many pillows do you sleep on at night? There are four on the bed. Some combination of them are under my head at all times.
• If you could be on the show Survivor with a partner, who would you take? I wouldn't do it unless I had to, but my choice would be The Cat. Honestly, she'd probably kick ass.
• Do you call it "Kleenex" or "tissue"? Kleenex, in clear violation of their trademark.
• List one sexual fantasy: No.
• Have you ever had pop rocks and Coke in your mouth at the same time? Doubtful. I wouldn't waste the Coke on a mere experiment.
• Would you ride a bull for $1,000 that has previously killed 3 people? That's some violent money.
• What is/are your pet peeve(s)? People who say "friggin" during conference calls. Coworkers who dig stuff out of the trash because "it's still perfectly good."
• Is there someone you would marry right now, if they asked you? Yes
• What really makes your blood boil? People who sit in the driver's seat of their car in a parking lot with their car in reverse, paying no attention to the fact that other people need to back out as well. Piss, or get off the pot.
• What is your least favorite smell? Cigar smoke
• Oreos or chocolate chip cookies? Chocolate chip, clearly.
• What's sexier...tan lines or none? None.
• Turkey or ham? Turkey, but ham is fine, too.
• Foreplay - necessary or unnecessary? Yes, depending
• Would you or have you ever sky dived? Never. Ever.
• Have you ever poured glue on your hand just to peel it off for fun? Not that I recall.
• Pancakes or french toast? Yes, please! I'm dying for blueberry pancakes from the diner, which I haven't had since Nick split.
• Have you ever slept with someone that you know had no 'real' interest in you? Yes. Not like I knew it at the time....
• Favorite TV dinner? If you mean "frozen dinner": Lean Cuisine Chicken Fried Rice.
• Ever gave money to a bum? No. I've given money to people who asked for it, though. [Whoever wrote this question is a "bum."]
• Ever drank an entire bottle of tequila by yourself? No. I had most of a fifth of Absolut on a surprisingly memorable night, though.
• Do you dog-ear pages of a book or use a bookmark? Bookmark! Dog-earing is criminal activity.
• Favorite thing to do at your job (or at home if you don't work)? Crank the music and create original records in OCLC for obscure stuff.
• Your thoughts on cherry mash candy? Never heard of it.
• Ever had a secret admirer? Yes. He was ham-handed in the extreme - left money, socks, and roses in my locker (in senior high). We never dated.
• Do you want to live where you are right now for the rest of your life? Fuck no.
• Have you ever worn chaps? Hell no.
• What puts you in the best mood? At this very moment: being drunk off my ass. In my real life: writing, or kissin'.

[from The Cat]