about stuff old and past

1. Do you ever cut things out of magazines and make stuff with it? Not since the last time I robbed a bank. {shhh}
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? Yes. Various pens for various purposes. My current favorite journal pen is a cheap clicky ballpoint called "Velocity." My "favorite pen to have people see me use" is a wide-barrel ballpoint Montblanc.
3. Did you know that May 16th is National Piercing Day? No, I did not. Happy Piercing Day, 1 day early.
4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say? "Sadness. :( There's a (free) concert at the Daley Plaza."
5. What was the last thing you highlighted? 'C2', on my iPod.
6. What color are your bedroom curtains? There are 2 cream, 1 khaki green, and 2 black. (Don't ask. It's a sore subject.)
7. What color are the seats in your car? Gray
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? Yes - the P was (is) black & white.
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? A postcard to Heidi.
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Taos? Nope
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? To buy takeout.
12. Who was the last baby you held? My niece's punkin
13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? No, but I grew up next to a couple of very 70s-named girls.
14. Do you like cinnamon toothpaste? No
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? Same thing I'm driving now.
16. Pick one: Hurricanes or Florida Gators? Never! M Go Blue!
17. Last time you went to Six Flags? I've never gone to Six Flags. I last saw it probably a decade ago.
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? No
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow? Thesaurus
20. Last person to give you a business card? God knows. I don't receive them in the ordinary course of business.
21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? My landlords, 2 months ago.
22. Closest framed picture to you? A fantastic, wistful shot of Lake Michigan that I took a few years ago.
23. Last time you had someone cook for you? [Sleek claims to know how to cook, btw, but has yet to pony up with the goods.] Probably the last time I was in the home state.
24. What did they cook for you? My mom made lasagna.
25. How many emails do you have? In my gmail inbox, at this moment, there are 199 "pending." 48 of them involve The Cat.
26. Last time you received flowers? A little more than a year ago, Fluffy sent me an arrangement for Easter.
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman? Not hardly.
28. Do you play air guitar? No
29. Name the people who like to show you their "naughty" piercings? I've never.
30. Do you take anything in your coffee? Not even coffee, thanks.
31. Do you have any willow tree figurines? Sigh. Yes, I have one.
32. What was your high school's rival mascot? Herky didn't have enemies.
33. Last person you spoke to from elementary school that you haven't talked to since then? You seriously want me to recall a conversation that I had with someone somewhere around 25 years ago? Not bloody likely.
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer? I don't recall. It's been years.
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums? Yes
36. What color are the blinds in your living room? Beige, inside the windows.
37. Would you let gay Mickey P!MP you out on eSell0ut.com? I have no idea to what that refers, and I'm happy to leave it that way.
38. Last thing you read in the newspaper? I skimmed something about a California Supreme Court ruling this afternoon.
39. What was the last pageant you attended? I went to the local pageant with Maureen about half a lifetime ago.
40. What is the last place you bought pizza from? World Famous
41. Have you ever worn a crown? Not as such. There's a tiara looming over my head at the moment, though.
42. What is the last thing you stapled? Something work-related, at home. The stapler went bonkers and the staple had to be surgically removed from its jaws. It was memorable.
43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? No - it reminds me of that unbelievably stupid Amoco "clear gas" that was advertised during Cubs games a year or two ago.
44. Are you ticklish? Yes
45. Last time you saw fireworks? I didn't see them, but I heard them last Friday.
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? I don't recall. It's been ages.
47. Who is the last person that left you a message? Dad
48. Last time you parked under a carport? I don't know that I have.
49. Do you have a black dog? Nope
50. Do you have pickles in your fridge? I think so. There are two jars in the cupboard, if not.
51. Are you an aunt or uncle? I am an aunt.
52. Who has the nicest eyes that you know? Ulysses
53. Last time you saw a semi truck? Just before I conked out on the couch for a nap around 5:30.
54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Vaguely. We were never all that close.
55. Do you have a "notice me" part on your body? Depends on who you ask. There are one or two that have been noticed before.

[From The Cat - #166]