5.30.2008

dissin my friends (not really)

Name the people below, then answer the questions. Don't use the same person twice!

Name Someone...
1. With blonde hair: Heidi
2. Younger than you: G.
3. In your class: J.A.
4. That you hate dislike: [redacted]

5. You can tell anything to: Fluffy
6. Of a different race than you: H
7. You used to date: Johnnie
8. With bad grades: colleague Pat
9. Who lives far away from you: Sam (for most of the year)
10. You love: the Cat

The Questions...
How old is #3? 38
Are #9 and #1 friends? They've met, but I'm not sure they'd recognize each other after all this time.
Have they even meet? Um, yeah.
Does #2 have any pets? No. She's very busy.
Why do you hate #4? [redacted]

Does #5 hate #4 too? [redacted]

What is #6's mom's name? Elizabeth
Where does #10 go to school? School of Hard Knocks (lately)
Who do you talk to more, #2 or #8? #2, by far
In how many years does #7 turn 21? 18 years ago
What's #5's favorite band? something with rootin' tootin' cowboys
Would you ever have sex with #1? rofl - nope
Do you love #7? Yes
How far away does #3 live from you? From [where I am] to New York City is about 857 miles. From New York City, New York, USA to Rome, Italy is about 4270 miles (thanks to convertalot.com). From Rome to [his last known location] is about 935 miles (thanks to travelnotes.com). Total: 6062 miles.
Do you hang out with #8 a lot? Not anymore, thank God!
Who is crazier, #6 or #9? H is a little weird. Sam is fun-crazy.
Where does #10 work? In the place that is best known for a Warren Beatty character and a rodent movie.
How long have you known #4? 9 or so years
Does #2 like #10? Yes. They've only met once, and briefly at that, but she's heard only good things.
Would you ever kiss #6? Um, it's pretty doubtful at this point. (H is my former spouse.)
How old is #1? 28
What is your favorite thing about #8? There is not one good thing about her, except her absence. (Which, surprisingly, also perfectly describes her main drawback.)
Are you even friends with #7? Not anymore.
Have #3 and #5 made out? No. They are a zillion miles apart, both physically and mentally. Would they? No. Guaranteed.
Is #9 related to you? Nope.
What would you change about #10? I would cut her a break more often than she'll do it for herself. And tattoo her.
What color of hair does #4 have? [redacted]

Is #1 immature? Only in the best of ways.
What is #2's favorite color? My guess is blue.
What's your relationship with #3? I haven't seen him for a zillion (read: 19) years, but we've emailed on and off. We're likely to see each other next month at the party.
Is #8 still in school? God, I hope not.
Where does #7 live? Last I knew, the emerald city.
Does #9 have any siblings? Yup: one sister.
What sports does #5 play? Mind games (and I mean that with utmost respect).
Have you ever held hands with #1? I don't think so? I would.
Who is #2's boyfriend/girlfriend? Ivan
What color of eyes does #4 have? Heaven knows
Have #6 and #8 ever dated? That is hilarious. And awful. And gross. Huh - I just realized that there isn't anyone reading this who's met both of them. My Immediate Superior and coworker T may be the only people on the planet who would recognize each by name or face. Amazing. Anyway, GOD no.
Would they? Over my dead body.
Have you ever seen #3 cry? I don't think so. If I have, I probably caused it.
When was the last time you saw #6? 3 years ago, almost exactly.
Do you have any classes with #10? Of all the people in the world, she's the most likely candidate for that to happen with. (Ouch! That sentence hurt!)
Does #9 drink alcohol? Has. Might. Probably not much.
When is #7's birthday? The opposite of mine
Have you seen #5 naked? Nope.

[#133, from The Cat]

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