in which the hair color truth is revealed (textually)

1. Do you edit your pictures? Very rarely. Usually just to plunk 'em in a blog somewhere.
2. Do you lie about your sexual orientation? Seems like a really bad way to bring about the desired result - so, no.
3. Do you say mean things to your crush just to get their attention? In the context of "gentle teasing" - sure. I am a bit on the sarcastic side.
4. Do you have fake brand stuff and say it's real? I've never seen the "fake brand" advertised. Where do you get that? In other words - no.
5. Twisted a story to make it more interesting? Sure. I try to make it clear that I'm twisting, though, in case someone's desperate enough to quote me.
6. Lied about your age? Not exactly. Well, "exactly" about 20 years ago when I was trying to get into the bars. But not "exactly" since then.
7. Shop at the reject store? Outlets? Yes. "Used food"? No.
8. How many guys/girls have you kissed? I tried to figure this out recently, and honestly I have no idea. I'm guessing somewhere in the 50-75 range. [gasp!]
9. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Yes
10. Do you sleep in your underwear? Rarely
11. Cheated in a test? I don't think so? I wrote some papers for extra cash during college, though.
12. Watched porn? Sure
13. Just went out with a girl/guy because you were desperate and they asked you out? Uh, yeah. What better way to find out if you have anything in common? And anyway, they were usually older and could get me into the bars. (Thanks, EB!)
14. Cheated in a relationship? Once or twice...in basically every relationship I had until I was married.
15. Farted in class/work and blamed it on another person or thing? Nah
16. Sing in the shower? I have, but it's not a great thrill.
17. Suicidal? Not at the moment, but thanks for asking.
18. What religion are you? "undecided"
19. Shower or bath? I prefer baths but usually take showers for efficiency's sake.
20. Beach or snow? Beach, baby.
21. Your natural hair colour? Medium ash-brown, according to Lori. I still think that "mouse ass" covers it, though.
22. Been drunk before? Yes. About 12 hours ago I was well on my way.
23. Done drugs? Once, memorably.
24. A major confession you would like to make? I'm pretty much clean at the moment, but thanks for the opportunity nonetheless.

[#167, from The Cat]