in which I sound like [more of] a weirdo [than usual]

• Open the closest book, turn to page 23, what's the first sentence? "Mick didn't seem to give a shit either way, like I could show up or not--and if I did, maybe she'd check me out, and if I didn't, maybe she'd just drink Scotch and smoke a cigarette and stare off into the middle distance, while the ash on her cig got longer and longer and then finally dropped off." (Sex and Bacon!)
• Reach out your left arm, what’s the first thing you touch? The manila folder that holds my Discover Card effluvia.
• Name a band that starts with the third letter of your last name. Train
• Take the number of concerts you've been to [and] times it by 13. 13,000,000
• What drug starts with the first letter of your first or last name? Amoxycillin, ironically.
• Turn on any song, what's the sixth word? "year" - Pinch Me by Barenaked Ladies, which is playing right now.
• What's the first line of the first person on your buddy list's profile? "I work part-time--over 30 hours/week--as Head of Technical Service (i.e. the cataloger) in a medium-sized public library in the U.S."
• How many programs are running on your computer now? One - just IE, but four tabs (2 @ Blogger, gmail, and Google).
• What's your dad's middle name spelt backwards? [not]
• What's the first icon on your desktop? Upper left = My Documents
• What's the total amount of piercings of you and your siblings? Six, I think?
• Type your first name in a search engine, and paste the first link that comes up. http://www.amyskitchen.com/
• How many steps is it from wall to wall in the room you're in? If there was floor space in which to walk, I would guess 3 x 4. (I take long strides for a person my size, but it's not a large room.)
• What's the closest thing outside the nearest window? Awning. Or rain.
• Turn on the closest TV. What channel is it, and what's on? WTTW - Beautiful Son.
• Go to the closest person. What colour hair do they have? I am alone. Most of my neighbors have dark hair.
• Do you have any decorations up? Hell, yeah. There are 10 framed photographs on the wall in this room, and a bat-rack, and a framed certificate, and a magnetic board. There is a piece of paper taped (gasp!) to the wall in front of me, showing a quote that I cannot get off my mind.
• What is the first thing on the top shelf of your refrigerator? Beer. I've been told that I have "a bachelor's fridge" because it contains mostly condiments, beer, and Coke.
• What movie/DVD is in the VCR/DVD player? The Nines, which is the top of the stack that I snarfed from work without paying the fee. BWA-ha-ha-ha-ha!
• What brand of TV is the one closest to you? Sony. The rest of them....
• What's the first and last letter of your neighbour’s name? N.O.
• How many layers are on your feet right now? One layer (base coat), 2 layers (Sephora "148"), and shortly, another layer (Top Coat). I am not wearing socks.
• Guess the time. 10:20
• What time is it really? CREEPY! 10:20

[#186, from the Cat]