instrusive questions, snarky responses

1. What colour are your nails? They are nail-coloured. Unpolished and unbuffed.
2. Is there anything you [almost] always have in your pocket? No. I very rarely put anything in my pockets.
3. Does your best friend have their her ears pierced? Yes
4. What make is your phone? Motorola i850
5. What colour is the on button on your calculator? red
6. What is your favourite drug? Caffeine
7. Are any of your real life friends MySpace whores? Not exactly. One of my blog-friends has apparently gone that route once or twice.
8. What colour is your purse, or bag? My book bag is black (canvas). My "main" purse is black. I occasionally use a red one, and occasionally a sort of camel-colored one. Come to think of it, I also (rarely) carry a camel-colored bookbag.
9. Are you tired of people asking if you're excited for school? It's been several years since I was a student in the position of being excited for school - or of being asked if I was.
10. Is there anything weird you keep from every event like a souvenir, and collect them? I collect shot glasses but usually from my more far-reaching friends, not because I am the traveler.
11. What is bus fare, for you, where you live? God knows.
12. What colour are the taxis where you are from? I think they are either white or yellow.
13. Last person you saw with a tongue ring? George
14. Do you think girls with tongue rings are slutty? meh
15. Do you think guys with tongue rings are weird? meh
16. How long until your birthday? a couple months
17. Do you get called cute or hot more often? Hot, probably, but it's all a fucking lie.
18. When was the last time you were at work? I'm at work right now. (Wednesday morning). Ah, the joy of scheduled posts!
19. Do you enjoy Post-It notes? I love them with a passion uncontested. (Can anyone identify the quote?)
20. What colour is the last sharpie you used? Red
21. How many belts do you own? Four
22. The first four letter word you see that is not on this screen? read
23. How many pictures are on your computer that were taken on May 26th? None on this computer. I think I might've taken 6 that day, memorably.
24. Do you ever write on the chairs on the bus? No, nor the seats.
25. Do you know anyone with the same first name as your middle name? Sure. It's a common hooker/stripper name from the 70s.
26. Are you happy with the size of your nipples? Nothing fills me with greater joy.
27. When was the last time you were asked out by a stranger? That's never happened to me.
28. Do you ever think the U.S. will have a woman president? Yes
29. Do you have a birth mark on your breast? No
30. Do you live in a state, province, territory, etc.? Yes

[#194, from The Cat; survey made by Joo @ http://www.xanga.com/jules_surveys Do not Remove]