random questions

1. What side of the heart do you draw first? Left
2. Can you dive without plugging your nose? I could, but then I would snort, gag and drown. So I won't.
3. What color is your razor? Purple. {sigh}
4. What is your blood type? I have no clue.
5. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? I plead the 5th.
6. What is a rumor someone has spread about you? I am neither illogical nor pathetic enough to answer this question.
7. How do you feel about carrots? Sad.
8. How many chairs at the dining room table? 4, currently. Two are in the living room, and the other 2 live at D & D's, temporarily.
9. Which is the best Spice Girl? The only good Spice Girl is a dead Spice Girl.
10. Do you know what time it is? Yes - 06:43.
11. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince? I don't know any of the words to the Fresh Prince.
12. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? That depends entirely upon with whom I was stuck, and in which elevator.
13. What's your favorite kind of gum? I'm not a fan. Give me a melty mint any day.
14. All's fair in love and war? Nope.
15. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes.
16. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning? No: if I don't know the meaning, I don't use the word.
17. Do you like to sleep? Um, yeah.
18. Do you know which U.S. states don't use Daylight Savings? Yes.
19. Do you know the words to the song Total Eclipse of the Heart? I could probably struggle through it if my life depended on it, but--no, not off the top of my head.
20. Do you want a bright yellow '06 Mustang? Fuck, no.
21. What's something you've always wanted to do? Mark Wahlberg.
    Oh, wait: did that say what? Ahem. I meant "Cruise Aruba".
    
22. Do you have hairy legs? No. I'm totally smooth as of this evening.
23. What does Semper Fidelis stand for? "Always faithful" - and it doesn't "stand for" but rather "translate to".
    
24. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? I would rather swim in the ocean. I would rather visit the lake. And so I shall.
25. Do you wear a lot of black? Yes. The great majority of my wardrobe is either white, black, or blue.
26. Describe your hair? Long, many-colored, soft, straight.
27. Do you have Entomophobia? No
28. Are you an adult? In all the ways that matter, yes.
29. Do you have a tan? Nope.
30. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? Yes, with the typical disclaimers.
31. Are you a sugar freak? Eh. I can take it or leave it.
32. Do you like orange juice? Yes.
33. What sign are you? "Slippery when Wet"
    ...er, Virgo.
34. Where do you wish you were right now? Someplace warm and sunny and near the ocean.
35. Who did you copy this from? The Cat, who got it from The Survey Place
36. How do you know them her? We are colleagues.
37. Have you kissed anyone in the past week? Yes.
38. What are your plans for the weekend? [I'm writing this on Saturday] This weekend, I'm a social butterfly. Pizza etc. with Sleek on Thursday. Last night was email and text night. There may be a certain transaction this evening. Tomorrow - if all goes well - I will see Dan!! Monday, calzones & yappy yappy with Sam. A surprise visit on Wednesday. In all, an amazingly social week[-end], for me!

[previously posted @ OkCupid]