it's all about the answers

1. Are you in a relationship? I'm in lots of relationships. One of them could be termed marginally "romantic."
2. If no, would you like to be? I wouldn't mind an increase in certain elements of the theoretical ideal, in that one relationship.
3. How often do you visit your MySpace profile? I haven't one. Last night I logged into OkCupid for the first time in a couple of weeks. It took about 20 seconds to get bored.
4. What is your favorite candy bar? Depends. Right now: Milky Way.
5. What are your favorite shoes/sandals? By frequency of use: my fake Birkies. By utter internal joy when I see them: the camel-colored Aerosoles that I bought with The Cat about a year (???) ago.
6. Have you ever tripped going up steps? Not within recent memory.
7. Do you have a vacation planned for this summer yet? Nope
8. Would you bungee jump? Never
9. Do you own a Fallout Boy CD? No
10. Do you like amusement parks? Not really. I like the amusements but not the rides, so I have a tendency to bore the crap out of my companions.
11. Do you ride roller-coasters? Never
12. What is your current favorite CD? I don't think my music works like this. Currently playing: Sister Hazel, Absolutely. Currently in the car: Sugar Ray, Floored.
13. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Yup. I'm *cool*!
14. When was the last time you were in the ocean? Miami.
    It's been so long since I've seen the ocean
    I guess I should
15. Do you like beer? Far, far too much.
16. Would you kiss someone of the same sex? I haven't, but I'm not leaving out the possibility - I've done a lot of stuff that I thought I'd never do.
17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Again, my music doesn't really work this way. Still...probably Young MC. (Still goofy after all these years.)
18. Are you sarcastic? No
19. Is there anything you wait for every summer? Autumn
20. In your opinion, what is the best summer smell? River
21. Socks or sandals? Oh, God - sandals!
22. Who was the last person to go to the movies with you? Matt
23. What's something you really hope to do this summer? Lose a bunch of weight, pass out from drinking, run 2 miles without stopping, go on safari, and get a surprise raise.
24. Do you like to go mini-golfing? Very much so. I haven't been in years.
25. Are you going anywhere this summer? Mostly to work.
26. Are you going to be starting a new job this summer? Not that I know of.
27. Have you ever slapped someone? Yes, and it was indescribably wonderful.
28. Do you get poison ivy? I don't think I ever have.
29. Do you plan on going camping this summer? Not if I can help it.
30. What was the last restaurant you ate at? [ouch] - Rosita's, with Sam
31. Favorite pizza topping? bacon d'Canada
32. Do you play any sports? One of my moronic friends used to use the following closing on all of her letters (i.e. notes), "Love & other indoor sports." When that became tedious, she made an acronym (LAOIDS). Random high school memory.
    I like tennis. JT & I are gonna play some football this summer. I walk/run.
33. Do you use Chapstick? No. I use Savannah Bee Company (i.e. Bath & Body Works), or Carmex (at night), or lipstick or gloss occasionally.
34. What were the last 3 movies you watched? Pretty Woman, Jane Eyre, and Northanger Abbey.
35. Are you currently fighting with anyone? No. There is someone harboring a great distaste in my general direction, but I'm not too wound up about it.
36. Are you too forgiving? Hell yeah
37. How many pets do you have? None
38. Do you own something from Hot Topic? I own something that someone else bought for me from Hot Topic - does that count?
39. What is your favorite breakfast? Pretty much anything. Pancakes, waffles, French toast, crepes, scrambled eggs, hash browns, American fries, bacon, ham, sausage, toast, orange juice, milk, tea.
40. Where was the last place you drove? To work. As an exotic destination: the megalopolis.
41. Where will you be in 24 hours? Home. This weekend is the dreaded Car Show, so I'll be landlocked for the whole weekend. Save me, somebody....
42. What did you do 3 nights ago? Watched NCIS and read my Panama Canal book.
43. When was the last time you went to a fancy restaurant? No clue
44. What was the last thing you bought? Food
45. Have you ever been in a foreign country? No
46. Anywhere you want to go? Yes
47. What's the farthest you've ever traveled from home without your parents? Miami, Santa Fe, Houston...
48. What have you done today? Sleep, work, eat
49. Do you own something from a sex shop? Not exactly
50. Are you thinking of someone right now? Yes
51. Have you ever thrown something out of a moving car? Yes
52. Do you smoke cigarettes? No
53. Would you date someone who smoked cigarettes? Not simply because he smokes, but...I'm relatively tolerant.
54. Are you happy with your life right now? meh - no major complaints.
55. What's the last thing you ate? A crunchy potato chip from Jimmy John's, having already snarfed my entire BLT (no tomato, no mayo).
56. What's the next place you have to go? Home
57. How many hours do you usually sleep per night? Four to twelve
58. What's the next important date on your calendar? July 26
59. Who last called you? Fluffy
60. McDonald's or Burger King? whatever
61. Who last text messaged you? G
62. Are you closer to your mother or father? No
63. Do you like to quote things? Yes
64. Are you afraid of the dark? No - nothing's there in the dark that's not there in the light.
65. Do you exercise regularly? Sorta yeah
66. What is the most expensive thing you ever bought? Besides a house and some cars - computers, jewelry and furniture. This is a stupid question for grown-ups.
67. What should you be doing right now? Working
68. Do you own any clothes that weren't made in China? Yes, lots

[from The Cat]