what has this to do with monkeys?

"The Monkey's Meme"

1. Name one person who made you smile today:
   Gary


2. What were you doing at 8am this morning?
   (As opposed to 8:AM tonight?) I was brushing my teeth and sending an email.


3. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
   worky


4. What is your favorite candy bar?
   Snickers


5. Have you ever been to a strip club?
   nope, but it'll probably happen eventually. Seems to come up in conversation an awful lot.


6. What was the last thing you had to drink?
   hot blueberry tea


7. What was the last thing you ate?
   breakfast, which today was Total Raisin Bran


8. The last sporting event you watched?
   last night's Steelers vs. Titans NFL season-opener (which the Steelers won 13-10 in OT)


9. Do you go to church every Sunday?
   no, I do not


10. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
    when I'm in the mood, yes


11. What are you doing tomorrow?
    sleeping like I've rarely slept before. I am tired x5000.


12. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
    "Wolfgang" and/or "Powderfinger"


13. Biggest annoyance right now?
    relationships


14. Last song listened to?
    "But, Honestly" by the Foo Fighters


15. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
    Ha. Ha! hahahahahahaha


16. Are you jealous of anyone?
    not really


17. Is anyone jealous of you?
    OMFG NO


18. What do you usually do during the day?
    work, blather about on the Internet like a godforsaken idiot, eat too little, read, and sleep FAR too little


19. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
    "hate" is pointless. I'm not wild about maybe half the world right now, and in particular maybe 1/3 of the Southern United States.


20. Are you thinking about someone right now?
    Oh, was I being too vague?

[from The Cat, of course, who got it here]