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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
   Tina Fey. Your 15 minutes are quite over. Please go. Now. Go!
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
   His name was once Johnny Cougar....
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
   Ozzie Guillen
4. What is your favorite cheese?
   Velveeta. (Yes, I gave that answer just to piss you off.)
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
   Roast beef with mustard and pickles on homemade white.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
   The first name that popped into my head was Denis Leary, but not for the reasons you might be thinking. *snicker*
   Hmmm. Visanthe Shiancoe...?
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
   Now I'm thinking about Bono - hee hee!
   Edward Kowalczyk.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
   If I just slept with those two in the same day: industrial-strength personal grooming & rushed medical care. (I'm not casting aspersions, merely cautious.) In real life: I might finally buy the ring from Sundance.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
   Miami
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
    Get a taxi, find a hotel, and take off my shoes. Maybe in that order.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
    Today: Molson Canadian. On the average day I might be more sensible and choose something mixable, e.g. Cruzan light rum, or Stoli.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
    My last birthday. I'm not gonna do that last tequila shot (or the last two??), I'm going to refrain from telling the Delivery story (yarghhhhh), and I'm going to do something *worthy* of banging my head on the table, damn it!
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
    No bitching.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
    No clue, but I know it wouldn't be "reality" or populated by anorexic lisping blondes.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
    Have another handful of pills and try to get back to sleep.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
    iPod. Sounds lame but it's got a zillion photos.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
    Make a LOT of phone calls.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
    The ability to see through bullshit.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
    Is this "just re-experience" or "do over, to fix"? I suppose that either way it's the same: April 13, 2005, 2:30-3 AM or so.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
    If it wouldn't change the person that I am now, I would never even meet someone I dated a few years ago.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
    Oh, Canada sounds fine to me. I think they'd understand me pretty well up there, eh?
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
    TBA
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
    Heidi's, because she probably wouldn't even be surprised, which would be awesome.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
    Eamon De Valera
26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
    That's an impossible question to answer. I think I'd be more likely to give my turn to someone else; I don't want this gift.
27. What’s your theme song?   Love Love, Kiss Kiss by Alkaline Trio
    

[from The Cat, who got it here]