this is gonna be one busy month

May is...

• Asian Heritage Month (in Canada)
• Asian/Pacific American Heritage Month
• Awareness of Medical Orphans Month
• Better Hearing and Speech Month
• Better Sleep Month
• Borderline Personality Disorder Month (license to be impulsively unstable?)
• Brain Tumor Awareness Month
• Correct Posture Month
• Creative Beginnings Month (it was a dark & stormy night)
• Family Wellness Month
• Fibromyalgia Education and Awareness Month
• Foot Health Month (oh sweet irony)
• Freedom Shrine Month
• Get Caught Reading Month
• Gifts From The Garden Month
• Go Fetch! Food Drive for Homeless Animals Month
• Haitian Heritage Month
• Heal the Children Month
• Healthy Vision Month
• Huntington's Disease Awareness Month
• International Audit Month
• International Business Image Improvement Month
• International Victorious Woman Month (I initially read "...voracious")
• Jewish-American Heritage Month
• Latino Books Month
• Lyme Disease Awareness Month National
• Meditation Month
• Motorcycle Safety Month
• National Allergy/Asthma Awareness Month
• National Arthritis Month
• National Artisan Gelato Month
• National Asparagus Month
• National Barbeque Month
• National Bike Month
• National Chocolate Custard Month (OMG are you fucking kidding me?!)
• National Egg Month
• National Family Month
• National Foster Care Month National Good Car Keeping Month
• National Good Car Keeping Month
• National Hamburger Month
• National Hepatitis Awareness Month
• National High Blood Pressure Month
• National Macaroon Day
• National Mental Health Month
• National Military Appreciation Month National
• National Moving Month
• National Mine Month (selfishness or military paraphernalia?)
• National Osteoporosis Prevention Month
• National Photo Month
• National Physical Fitness and Sports Month
• National Physiotherapy Month
• National Preservation Month
• National Revise Your Work Schedule Month
• National Salad Month
• National Salsa Month
• National Share A Story month
• National Smile Month (From May 18 to June 17)
• National Strawberry Month
• National Stroke Awareness Month
• National Vinegar Month
• Older Americans Month
• Personal History Month
• React Month
• Strike Out Strokes Month
• Sweet Vidalia Onions Month
• Teen Self-Esteem Month
• Tennis Month
• Ultra-violet Awareness Month
• Women's Health Care Month
• Young Achievers of Tomorrow Month