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• Were your last three kisses from the same person? no
• Are you a jealous person? depends on the connotation. I rather firmly believe that there is a relevant sociological and psychological drive to be the primary interest of one's primary interest.
• Done anything illegal in the past month? just a few moments ago. I'm VERY fervently praying that it comes to nothing.
• Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? no
• Would you consider adoption? I have, but not in the way that you might think. (Wouldn't Ulysses Poseidon Socrates be surprised to know what I'd planned?)
• Do you like Redbull? never tried it. It sounds pretty revolting--and like something I'd be hooked on in seconds if I didn't hate it.
• Would you rather date a person with a British accent or an Irish accent? ummm...whatever. Accents are immaterial to a person's perceived "value" to me. The one person I could've listened to nonstop forever was a complete waste of breath, but his voice was, oh my God, delicious. Like aural sex. So there's no accounting for taste, eh?
• Think back five months ago, were you single? more or less, sure.
• Is it easy to make you smile? if you know the combination, it's simple.
• Do you have a bad habit? not a one
• Where do you wish you were right now? in bed
• Is there something that reminds you of someone every time you see/hear it? "Hallelujah" (whether by Jeff Buckley or any of the others) always makes me think of Heidi.
• Who is the last person you spent money on? Mumbler & me--we ordered an insanely good pizza for dinner. I mean, ridiculous.
• Would you date someone taller than you? prehaps
• If you could choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, you would choose? money, please
• What are you looking forward to in the next 4 days? Cat-Beast's. Relaxing.
• Have you ever gone a whole day without eating? last year on the day after my birthday comes to mind....
• Have you ever slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex? indeed. Memorably.
• Where did you get the shirt you're wearing right now? J.Jill
• Do you like meeting new people? not really. The "tiny weasels" from Dilbert comes to mind.
• Ever kissed someone who smokes? yes, but I'm easing toward the happy place where I will forget
• What's something you really want right now? money
• Do you sometimes use your music player to help you fall asleep? no
• Was New Year's enjoyable? "enjoyable" is a stretch
• What time did you go to sleep last night? early. 11:30 or so.
• Do you believe exes can be just friends? it depends on your definition of the word "just"
• Do you hate anyone? just started reading an article on the psychoanalytic underpinnings of this. I'll have to let you know when I'm through with it.
• Has anyone upset you in the last week? ya think?
• Do you think best friends can be replaced? never. Finest kind.
• Are you starting to realize anything? at this moment, I'm drunk enough that focusing on the clock across the room is a physical challenge. "Starting to realize" is kind of a joke. I know something today that I hadn't known yesterday, but I'll be damned if I'll say anything about it now.
• When was the last time you cleaned your room? when I left my parents' house at age 18
• What do you always take with you? keys
• What is the last thing you used your own money for? Canadian bacon, green olive & fresh tomato pizza
• Do you have a reason to smile right now? yup, but not nearly as much as I'd like
• What time did you wake up this morning? 8:15 or so
• Where were you at 12:20 pm? probably at my desk slogging through a heap of work and listening to someone across the room make "snert" sounds every few seconds
• Do people think you're older/younger than you actually are? yep
• If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? it really, really, really depends; I am absolutely not interested in fielding inquiries from amateurs.
• Have you ever liked someone a lot older than you? yes
• What are you listening to? "Sick of Seattle" by the Smithereens
• How many people are you txting? my phone is already on its asbestos mat for the night
• Do you miss anyone right now? yup, thanks for the reminder
• Have any interesting conversations lately? tonight's took the cake for a while. Cleared out my sinuses.
• Have you held hands with anybody in the past two weeks? not even in dreams
• Are you trying to avoid liking/loving somebody at the moment? no. If anything, I'm trying to avoid being liked or loved by somebody.
• If your friends warn you about someone, do you listen? well, yeah. Of course. There's no ruling the heart and all that, but, yes. I trust my friends' perceptions.
• Has someone recently told you something you didn't want to hear? oh yeah. "Now, I've got things to do
  And I've said before that I know you have too"
• Who did you last pinkie promise with? this was not "the done thing" where I come from. If anything, it would be called "pinkie swear." Be that as it may, I'm sure it was Farmer E.
• Why are you at home right now? that is a funny question, and I'm not quite drunk enough to answer honestly
• How are you feeling right now? very damn mellow
• Do you believe in perfect? as a philosophical construct, yes
• What is the first thing you thought this morning? "need. more. sleep."
• Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life? almost
• Who were the last people you saw in person? Mumbler
• If you were getting married tomorrow, do you know who'd be your maid of honor? I am certain that someone would serve as a witness on my behalf. Beyond that, there are much larger questions.
• Do you think that you’re a good person? depends on the criteria
• Do you give up easily? sometimes. On average: no.
• Where do you go when you want to be alone? away.

[from The Cat, who was grumpy, and got it here]