I drink only to make my friends seem interesting

This is one of my rare early-morning posts, just popping in to say:

• I got far too little sleep last night,
• I'm a little (OK, a LOT) hungover,
• I apparently slept with my contacts in, which is probably better than the alternative since God only knows where they'd have ended up had I taken them out,
• the people who suck generally keep suckin' if they used to suck so expecting any changes in that department is just stoopid,
• my apartment looks like something the cat...was dragged...through?,
• it's 77° up here, so I guess it's finally spring, and
• doing laundry first thing in the morning is utterly vile.

[title quotation by Don Marquis]