where Zen ends, ass-kicking begins

Complete the Sentences:

• Right now I'm feeling... twitchy. Today was not the best of days, and I'm trying to Let It Go. Easier said than done.
• When I'm alone I feel... better, but sometimes lonely.
• When I'm surrounded by people I feel... annoyed.
• One thing I hate is... the windsockness of the MFing windsock in charge of what passes for my professional life right now.
• One thing I really like about myself is... my willingness.
• When I'm feeling sad I... can't, and don't, deal with other people.
• When I daydream it's usually about... quiet, and order.
• I'm afraid of... big dogs, heights, and falling into familiar traps.
• I'm happiest when... things are what they appear to be.
• One thing that really worries me is... when things seem to be going well, for too long.
• If I could change one thing about myself it would be... my sleep debt leaves a bit to be desired.
• If I could be with anyone right now I would be with... someone who'd be mightily surprised to find himself nose-wiggled into this lil' room.
• The family member I am closest to is... my brother.
• If I was really honest with my father I would tell him... that my sister can go jump in a lake for all I care.
• One thing I regret about my life is... waiting so long to start it.
• If I only had one more day to live I would... tell y'all everything I'm holding back for the sake of appearances.
• If I was really honest with my mother i would tell her... that my sister can go jump in a lake for all I care.
• One thing about me that nobody knows is... I think I'm going to die doing this stupid job, living in this stupid, godforsaken place - and thinking about it, much less living it, is a death sentence.
• I hope that someday in the future... I can drive a car that runs on water, man.
• When I think about my [extended] family I feel... affectionate, a little bit frustrated, bewildered, and resigned.
• Something I'm really embarrassed about is... my inability to dance.
• One thing about me I never want to change is... my priorities: read first, sleep later.
• One thing I feel really proud of is... my license.
• Blogsville has helped me to... [OK, ugh, that word is nasty.] Having a blog has helped me channel my thoughts, work through innumerable issues, convey lots of stuff that's inexpressible in standard ways, gossip, vent, gloat, tattle, and stay in contact with a few people I'd never even know otherwise.
• One thing I like about blogsville is... besides the above? The friendships run deep, if they develop at all. There isn't much "acquaintance" here.

[from The Cat, who got it here; the title quotation is from That 70s Show, as is one of the answers above]