Your father is so hot. I'm serious.
The highly publicized photo of him
Wearing a Red Sox ball cap--wow.
The stubble! That bisexual grin!
He's been with Gwyneth.
Then came "Bennifer"
With a pink rock
The size of Plymouth.
Now a different Jennifer,
And you, little Violet,
Cursed forever to explain
Who your famous daddy is,
What it's been like
Growing up this way,
I would like Ben Affleck to read me bedtime stories.
I hope he takes time to read you bedtime stories.
[Aaron Belz, 'For Ben Affleck's Daughter', from The Bird Hoverer]