from This or that
A store where every item is free or a restaurant where every dish is calorie free?
free stuff store
Air guitar or air drums?
drums, always
Animals or people?
animals
Bath or shower?
bath
Big company or small company?
small
Christmas or your birthday?
birthday
Clean as you cook or clean up at the end?
as you go
Clothes on the floor or clothes in the hamper?
clothes basket
Cookies or brownies?
Expensive gift or homemade gift?
depends on the occasion and situation, right?
Food truck or restaurant?
restaurant
Fruits or vegetables?
fruits
Give a ride or hitch a ride?
give
Group work or solo work?
solo
Interviewer or interviewee?
interviewer
Lions or tigers?
bears
Logic or emotion?
emoooooootion
Money or love?
loooove
Night or morning?
niiight
Phone in bathroom or no phone in bathroom?
phone in the bathroom is highly weird. I would absolutely prefer that someone tell me that they'll call me back in a few minutes than try to pretend...
Poor and happy or rich and miserable?
happy
Recess or lunch?
recess!!
Red wine or white wine?
red? I think? I don't know. Further research is needed.
Rekindled friendship or rekindled romance?
friendship
Rich and famous or rich and unknown?
in other words, famous or not? Not.
Roller coasters or water slides?
water slides, I guess. At least they're not so high up.
Save as you go, or save at the end?
save as you go. I have a LOT of friends in IT!
Smartphone or tablet?
Start work late or leave work early?
leave early
Sweating or shivering?
shivering (temporarily)
Team building after work or team building on the weekend?
"team building" is another great lie of our era, along with "human resources" and "strategic planning." Don't get me fucking started on this useless shit.
[from here; the title quotation is by Andrzej Sapkowski, from The Last Wish]
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