it’s the unknown that draws people

from This or that

Batman or Superman?  Batman 

Books or movies?  books

Chocolate or vanilla?  vanilla

City or countryside?  country

Clean a litter box or walk a dog?  litter

College or high school?  college

Company retreat or company holiday party?  party (it's shorter)

Desks or tables?  desks

Emails or conversations?  emails

Family or friends?  friends

Girl friends or guy friends?  gender notwithstanding

Hang out with little kids or old folks?  old folks

Instagram famous or infomercial famous?  I'm fine with toiling in obscurity

Introvert or extrovert?  intro-

Ketchup or ranch?  ketchup

Looks or personality?  apparently personality

Massive success by accident or modest success on purpose?   modest

Night or morning?  night

Night out or night in?  in

Ninjas or pirates?  I read this as "ninjas or pajamas," which has a far more obvious answer!    

    But yeah, still ninjas.

Physical planners or digital planners?  no planner

Predictability or excitement?  excitement

Reality shows or documentaries?  documentaries

Sandwiches with crusts or no crusts?  crusts

Science or History?  as if there's any question about that....

Share food or don’t share food?  share food if it's a normal meal, don't share food if it's An Expensive Meal (not because it's expensive, but because there's a flavor-balance protocol that makes sense)

Sight or sound?  while each is vitally important to me, sight is more so

Skill or popularity?  fuck. popularity. ! 

Sneezing or coughing?  I would always rather sneeze 

Wash dishes immediately or wait until the sink is full?  depends on the dishes. If I'm baking, I'll wait until it's in the oven and then do all the dishes. If I'm eating a normal meal, then I might wait until there is more to do at once. Anyway, running the dishwasher is more efficient than sink-washing!

 

[from here; the title quotation is by E.A. Bucchianeri, from Brushstrokes of a Gadfly]