when the final result is expected to be a compromise, it is often prudent to start from an extreme position

How much money would it take for you to give up your smartphone for a month?     

    is someone offering? I'll negotiate.

If you could try any food, what would it be?  

    surprise me! I'd love another "open a menu and try something new" experience.

On a scale of 1–10, how much of a team player are you? 

    3

What celebrity do most people say you look like? 

    Drew Barrymore + Susan Sarandon + Helen Hunt. With the right photos you can absolutely see it

What emoji best describes how you are feeling right now? 

    😴

What is one thing that could happen to you that would make you leave your current job? 

    there is any other way that my bills would be paid. 

    ANY. other way. 

    Legal or not.

    Just sayin'.

What is the best romantic comedy? 

    at the moment, I think it was The Unbelievable Truth

What is the worst advice you have been given? 

    "Try to think more like a lawyer"

What is your favorite color and why? 

    "and why"? Is there an answer to that question?

What is your favorite musical instrument? 

    oboe

What is your favorite type of sandwich? 

    roast beast

What movie do you wish you could watch again for the first time? 

    Strictly Ballroom

What was the last thing you ate? 

    frosted mini wheats

Where is your favorite vacation spot?  

    the little C

Would you support “National Avocado Day” as a work holiday? 

    I would support damned near anything as a work holiday

[from here and adapted; the title quotation is by John Maynard Keynes, from The Economic Consequences of the Peace]