3.21.2023

somehow, that's an actual job. So is naming nail polish colors

The confusion you feel is not your fault. 
When we were younger, guidance counselors steered us 
toward respectable occupations: doctor, lawyer, 
pharmacist, dentist. Not once did they say exorcist, 
snake milker or racecar helmet tester. 
Always: investment banker, IT specialist, marketing associate. 
Never: rodeo clown. 
Never: air guitar soloist, chainsaw 
juggler or miniature golf windmill maker. 
In this country, in the year I was born, 
some 3.1 million other people were also born, each 
with their own destiny, the lines of their palms 
predicting an incandescent future. Were all of them 
supposed to be "strategy consultants" and "commodity analysts"? 
Waterslide companies pay people to slide down 
waterslides to evaluate their product. 
Somehow, that's an actual job. So is naming nail polish colors. 
Were these ever presented as options? 
You need to follow your passion 
as long as your passion is not poetry and is definitely a hedge fund. 
If I could do it over, I'd suggest an entry level position 
standing by a riverbank, 
or a middle management opportunity 
winding like fog through the sugar maples of New England. 
There's a catastrophic shortage 
of bagpipe players, tombstone sculptors and tightrope walkers. 
When they tell you about the road ahead, 
they forget the quadrillion other roads. 
You'll know which one belongs to you because 
it fills you with astonishment or ends with you being reborn 
as an alpine ibex—a gravity-defying goat, able to leap 
seven feet in the air, find footholds where none exist, 
and (without imagining it could ever be anything else) 
scale a vertical sheet of solid rock 
to find some branches, twigs, or wild berries to devour. 
 

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