OK, so I was in the restroom when I thought of these things, but Everybody Does It. (I read that on a book cover someplace.)
1. There are way too many feminine hygiene ads on TV these days. Dennis Miller once said, in a comedy sketch, "These women have more periods than a Hemingway novel." That makes me laugh even in my head, when I think it as I type it.
2. JCrew and Victoria's Secret often name their colors after fruits and veggies and other foods. One of my favorite clothing items is a JCrew turtleneck in "basil". Two color names one should never see Victoria's Secret use: Squash and Pea.
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