I Have Returned

Quick 'n Dirty:

1. Sunburned. So very sunburned.
2. In a mental fog - so much alcohol, so much time for contemplation, so much sand and beach and ocean, so much flirting.
3. Couldn't hate the flight experience more than I do right now.
4. El Mojito does bad things to some people, funny things to others.
5. Bongos, one of the Estefan family's restaurants in downtown (seaside) Miami, is incredibly fun and has wonderful food, but unbelievably pathetic music.
6. 1 in 10 taxi drivers in Miami is hotter than hell, and just as dangerous.
7. For an expensive hotel, the Hyatt Regency Miami doesn't quite have the "at least 1 washcloth and drinking glass per person" thing down.
8. Couldn't care less about work.
9. It's hard to gain interesting experiences when one rarely leaves the hotel.
10. The Wolfsonian = peculiar.