Just One of Those Days

    I was in a perfectly fine mood when I hopped in the car this morning, a good 35 minutes late for work before I even left the house. It was warm (73° then, 79° now), sunny, and just a decent day all around. But I wanted something kind of... 'cranky' on the CD player, so I popped in J.R.'s mix for those Dodgeball days, also called the "I just need to scream really loud" mix. Thus, this is how I, for all intents and purposes, started my day socially:

Limp Bizkit - "Break Stuff"
It's just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!

[chorus]
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin' with a fat lip
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin' that shit
(Punk, so come and get it)

It's just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
'Cause I'm fuckin' up your program
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!

[chorus]

I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance 'cause right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!
Give me somethin' to break
How bout your fuckin' face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!...

[chorus]

    Mmm. It hasn't adversely affected my mood in the slightest; if anything, I'm feeling a little more goofy and gregarious with only a tiny bit of snarky thrown in for balance. I wish all my friends such an experience.
    Happy Monday!