What I am, and What I Never

Here’s a list of "I've Never..." We used to play a drinking game like this in college. Someone would make an "I never" statement, and anyone who had done the stated action had to drink. I rarely played "I Never," 'caused I'd end up soused.

The bold items are TRUE. Copy, paste, spread....

• I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
• I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
• I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
  * I've never crashed a car, period.
• I've Never Been To Japan
• I've Never Been In A Taxi
• I've Never Been In Love
• I've Never Had Sex In Public
  * "In public" is relative.
• I've Never Been Dumped
• I've Never Done Cocaine
• I've Never Shoplifted
  * I did drive the getaway car.
• I've Never Been Fired
• I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
  * I've never managed to connect with my fist. I've done damage in other ways, and I've had my shoulder dislocated twice. I also bruise easily.
• I've Never Had Group Intercourse
• I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parents' House
  * I didn't have a curfew--there was no reason to sneak out.
• I've Never Been Tied Up
• I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
• I've Never Been Arrested
• I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
  * Memories...of Rob-from-Austin, circa 1987.
• I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
• I've Never Celebrated New Years In Times Square
• I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
• I've Never Lied To A Friend
• I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
• I've Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
• I've Never Been To Europe
• I've Never Skipped School
• I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
  * What a joke. "Marry Me, Bill..."
• I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
• I've Never Had Sex At The Office
• I've Never Been Married
• I've Never Been Divorced
• I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
  * Oof, like I needed to think about that!
• I've Never Posed Nude
• I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
• I've Never Killed Anyone
• I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
• I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
  * Now, outside of the bar: that's a different story all together.
• I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
• I've Never Eaten Sushi
• I've Never Been Snowboarding
• I've Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party
  * [I'm still sorry for that.]
• I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
• I've Never Flashed Anyone
• I've Never Met Anyone From Online
  * yet...