What I am, and What I Never

Here’s a list of "I've Never..." We used to play a drinking game like this in college. Someone would make an "I never" statement, and anyone who had done the stated action had to drink. I rarely played "I Never," 'caused I'd end up soused.

The bold items are TRUE. Copy, paste, spread....

• I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex


• I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex


• I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
  * I've never crashed a car, period.


• I've Never Been To Japan


• I've Never Been In A Taxi


• I've Never Been In Love


• I've Never Had Sex In Public
  * "In public" is relative.


• I've Never Been Dumped


• I've Never Done Cocaine


• I've Never Shoplifted
  * I did drive the getaway car.


• I've Never Been Fired


• I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
  * I've never managed to connect with my fist. I've done damage in other ways, and I've had my shoulder dislocated twice. I also bruise easily.


• I've Never Had Group Intercourse


• I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parents' House
  * I didn't have a curfew--there was no reason to sneak out.


• I've Never Been Tied Up


• I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone


• I've Never Been Arrested


• I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
  * Memories...of Rob-from-Austin, circa 1987.


• I've Never Stolen Something From My Job


• I've Never Celebrated New Years In Times Square


• I've Never Gone On A Blind Date


• I've Never Lied To A Friend


• I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher


• I've Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans


• I've Never Been To Europe


• I've Never Skipped School


• I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
  * What a joke. "Marry Me, Bill..."


• I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose


• I've Never Had Sex At The Office


• I've Never Been Married


• I've Never Been Divorced


• I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
  * Oof, like I needed to think about that!


• I've Never Posed Nude


• I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them


• I've Never Killed Anyone


• I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner


• I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
  * Now, outside of the bar: that's a different story all together.


• I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire


• I've Never Eaten Sushi


• I've Never Been Snowboarding


• I've Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party
  * [I'm still sorry for that.]


• I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room


• I've Never Flashed Anyone


• I've Never Met Anyone From Online
  * yet...