today, innuendo-style

"Shape and Men's Fitness are teaming up with the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States to bring you a comprehensive poll covering women's and men's views on sexual behavior and health. Log on to Shape.com/sexsurvey between August 16 and September 13 to share your thoughts, and you'll automatically be entered in our prize drawing for a fabulous trip for two to Hedonism III in Jamaica! See Shape's website for details."

(Shape magazine, September 2005, p. 50)

Given all my recent writing about kissing...

"Pucker up!

Does your lip locking need a little zing? Test out these tantalizing tips from Kissing School by
Cherie Byrd (Sasquatch Books, 2005).

*Show emotion. Moaning or whispering sweet nothings expresses how much you are enjoying the experience.
*Feel the rhythm.Tuning into the give-and-take between you and your partner keeps you focused on the pleasures of the moment.
*Breathe deeply.Fully inhaling and exhaling ignites an intense, natural sexual energy and kindles passion!"

(Shape magazine, September 2005, p. 39)

Tonight's dinner. Apple turnovers, snausages & milk.First course. Dinner. 8-29-05DING! Round Two!
I bought some flowers on the way home from the grocery store. Am I rebelling because I don't get outside often enough? Is Dean in cahoots with Ben Franklin? Does it matter? There are some gorgeous stargazer lilies on my dining room table, and the whys and wherefores don't much matter.
The 'No matter how much I try to pretend that it would be fun and easy, I couldn't do it, so I'll buy these fucking flowers instead' flowers.They called him 'Stargazer'.

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