twofers

Found at Sweet Memes (she got it from Shelly)...

Two names you go by:
1. Amy
2. "The Iron Fist of Management"

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. Levi's 518s
2. JJill camisole (black)

Two things you want in a relationship:
1. mutual faith
2. physical affection

Two things you want really badly:
1. to someday attend an event sufficiently fancy that I may wear a sapphire velvet dress and elbow-length satin gloves...and not look remotely over-dressed.
2. that my last (if ever) wedding will be remembered as every bit as 'romantic' as the first was thought to be 'fun'.

Two pets you had/have:
1. "the world's largest pleco"
2. P & H

Two favorite sports:
1. Cubs baseball
2. European golf

Two people who will fill this out:
1. Skindeeloo
2. Chris--oh, he already has.

Two things you did last night:
1. Talk with the best of best friends ever, ever, ever
2. Print (as instructed) 9 million sheets of paper regarding filling out online forms for registration for...something

Two favorite places to eat:
1. Sorrento's
2. Parkway

Two people that live in your house:
~ 's only me

Two things you like about yourself:
1. generosity
2. nice feet

Two things you ate today:
1. Frosted Mini Wheats
2. World Famous Pizza (which, while a perfectly fine meal, is far from "world famous")

Two people you last talked to:
1. D
2. Gayle

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. Processing fucking paperbacks until my goddamned fingernails fall out of my hands
2. Writing my self-evaluation, due 22 March

Two things that make you laugh:
1. The Cat
2. Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Two favorite holidays:
1. New Year's Eve
2. Memorial Day

Two last films you've seen:
1. The Constant Gardener (oh, my God!)
2. Pride & Prejudice