- If the bathroom door is closed, knock (especially if Catherine has a friend over)!
- Say "thank you" when someone gives you a present (even if you don't like it).
- Don't stand in front of the TV when other people are watching it.
- A boy can take off his shirt to swim, but not his shorts.
- Some people think they know who you are, when they really don't.
- No toys in the fish tank.
What would you add? Send an email to any address you have for me, or if you don't have an address for me use the one in the copyright statement at the bottom of this page. Or leave something in the comment section of this post. I will compile (anonymously or with attribution, at your preference) any results in a week's time.
And I leave you with something philosophical, yet appropriately snarky:
[trans. from The Book of Life, quoted in Phantom by Terry Goodkind]
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