shuffling

• your lips are like: Que Vuelves (Shakira)
  I want you to return,
  for my lips that haven’t kissed in so long
  to reclaim you
  I want you to come back
  You already see me up until my hands
  which hurt and hurt because I haven’t used them to touch you in so longhmm.
• people think of you as: "Million Faces" (Paolo Nutini)
  You say you know how I'm feeling,
  I just need to try to settle downYup.
• your life is: "Dance of Love" (The Nylons)
  16 to 20 baby that’s one-on-one
  A little bit of love can be a whole lotta fun, now
  You can do it baby, you know how
  Gotta get ready for the time of your life
  Don’t be late for nowhee!
• your friends hate it when you: "Answer Me" (Vertical Horizon)
  Answer me
  Giving up won't get you out
  Can't you hear me
  Come and leave this room of doubt
  Answer meSpooky accurate!
• your family thinks you are: "A Month of Sundays" (Don Henley)
  Folks these days just don't do nothin'
  simply for the love of itExcept me.
• your family loves it when: "Girl" (The Beatles)
  Was she told when she was young that pain
  Would lead to pleasure?
  Did she understand it when they said
  That a man must break his back to earn
  His day of leisure?
  Will she still believe it when he's dead?
  Ah girl! Ffff...Girl!ROFL
• your heart is: "Fallen" (Lauren Wood)
  I can't believe it, you're a dream comin' true.
  I can't believe how I have fallen for you.
  And I was not looking, was content to remain.
  And it's erotic to be back in the game.Oh Good God
• your love life is: "Nothing Compares 2 U" (Sinead O'Connor) - yeah, that covers it. The title, not the lyrics.
• you suck at: "Is This Really Love?" (Rick Astley)
  You don't have to hide the way you feel
  Tell me if your love for me is realYargh
• you're best at: "Inchana Massina" (Ali Farka Toure) - no lyrics. It's a very pleasant song, but...I'll choose another.
  "Sixteen Reasons" (Connie Stevens)
  (One) the way you hold my hand
  (Two) your laughing eyes
  (Three) the way you understand
  (Four) your secret sighs
  They're all part of sixteen reasons why I (why I) love you{shudder}
• you're not: "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight" (England Dan & John Ford Coley)
  I won't ask for promises,
  So you won't have to lie.
  We've both played that game before,
  Say I love you, then say goodbye.
  I'm not talking 'bout moving in,
  And I don't want to change your life.
  But there's a warm wind blowing,
  The stars are out, and I'd really love to see you tonight.Yeah. Um, not.
• you believe in: "East of Eden" (Big Country)
  Some days I just don't worry
  I let it pour through me
  Some days I need to bury
  The very depths of me
  Yes!


• your first love was: "Don't Wanna Think About You" (Simple Plan)
  When I wake up here tomorrow
  Things will never be the same
  'Cause I won't wait
  'Cause you won't change
  And you'll always be this way
  Now I'm gonna get through today
  And there's one thing I know
  I don't wanna think about youTOTALLY! Ciao, BMB!
• your first passionate kiss was: "Finding Me" (Vertical Horizon)
  Don't tell me
  How to be
  'Cause I like some suffering
  Don't ask me
  What I need
  I'm just fine
  Here finding meI am crying with laughter. Yup!
• you don't understand: "Armatage Shanks" (Green Day)
  Stranded...lost inside myself
  My own worst friend
  My own closest enemy
  Elected the rejected
  I perfected the science of the idiot
  I must insist
  On being a pessimist
  I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind
  I'm gettin' pissed
  I'm a worthless pessimist
  I'm a loner in a claustrophobic mindSorta, yeah
• your opinion of love at first sight: "No Big Thing" (Lit)
  If you just want to be my friend
  Why do you keep calling then
  It's better that I never see you
  Will I ever see you again
  It's alright;
  My heart isn't broken
  It's alright;
  I'm feeling no pain
  It's alright;
  I'm not going crazy
  It's alright;
  It's no big thingThat means "I don't believe in it."
• your friends are: "Send in the Clowns" (Frank Sinatra)
  Just when I stopped opening doors
  Finally finding the one that I wanted was yours
  Making my entrance again with my usual flairThis would be a ridiculous way to express it, but, OK.
• you love to: "The Four Seasons, Op. 8/3 'Autumn' 2. Adagio Molto (Vivaldi/Nigel Kennedy) - um, let's try again. "Powder Your Face with Sunshine" (Dean Martin)
  This song makes me *gag*. Nope!
  
• no one wants you to: "A Friendly Goodbye" (Bowling for Soup)
  I can lay it on real thick cause I know how you don't like to get brought down.
  With anything about us and our kick ass true love tale.
  Sorry I swore just then cause I know how you hate it.
  And that cake you baked really sucked...but I ate it.Hee. Hee hee hee!
• you would hate to: "Sweet" (Toby Keith)
  (I said) sweet
  I'm meltin' in her hand
  I feel like a spoon in a cup of blonde sugar
  You're all lookin' at a lucky man
  I said sweet, she's babe-alicious
  That Georgia peach is now in my reach
  And don't she look deliciousOh. Wow.
• the people that you love are: "Days Go By" (Duncan Sheik)
  I know it's not fashionable
  To be this hopeful,
  Or laugh away.
  I didn't think it was possible
  To be this grateful,
  Any way.
  And I know it's not sensible
  To be this passionate,
  Everyday.Yes.
• your true love is: "Soave Sia Il Vento" (Amici Forever)
  two sisters pray for calm seas and gentle breezes as their lovers sail away to war. The moment is so poignant that they are joined by an old cynic who has predicted that time apart from their loved ones will be a true test of their fidelity.Damn.
• your future holds: "Mercyful Fate" (Metallica)
  Oh lady cry, and say goodbye
  You've gotta say goodbye
  'Cause I will eat your mindGulp.
• your future family is going to be: "Outside" (Staind)
  But I'm on the outside
  And I'm looking in
  I can see through you
  See your true colors
  'Cause inside you're ugly
  You're ugly like me
  I can see through you
  See to the real youGood God. How bad can this get?
• your high school years were/are pretty much: "I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More, Baby" (Barry White)
  Eager and eager, yeah
  To feel your lips upon my face
  Please her and please her
  Any time or any place
  I'm gonna love you, love you
  Love you just a little more, baby
  I'm gonna need you, need you
  Need you every day
  I'm gonna want you, want you
  Want you in every wayOh, yes. This is completely accurate.
• your attitude is: "Man on the Moon" (REM)
  If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve,
  then nothing is coolExactly! *This* is what it means to be an attorney.
• your elementary years were: "Bernadette" (The Four Tops)
  Ick.
• you fear: "Army" (Ben Folds Five)
  In this time of introspection.
  On the eve of my election,
  I say to my reflection
  God, please spare me more rejection.
  Cause my peers they criticize me,
  and my ex-wives all despise me.
  Try to put it all behind me,
  but my redneck past is nipping at my heelsBen Folds is really weird.
• you love: "Thunder Point" (Ten Tenors)
  Does it feel as if you don't know anything?Oh, yeah.
• the one person you would do anything for is: "Earthshine" (Rush)
  Reflected light
  To another's sight
  And the moon tells a lover's story
  My borrowed face
  And my third hand grace
  Only reflect your glory
  You're still out of reachYes.
• your theme song is: "Tree Hugger" (Kimya Dawson & Antsy Pants)And the rattlesnake said,
  "I wish I had hands so
  I could hug you like a man."
  And then the cactus said,
  "But don't you understand,
  My skin is covered with sharp spikes
  That'll stab you like a thousand knives.
  A hug would be nice,
  But hug my flower with your eyes."
  The flower said, "I wish I was a tree,"
  The tree said, "I wish I could be
  A different kind of tree,
  The cat wished that it was a bee,
  The turtle wished that it could fly
  Really high into the sky,
  Over rooftops and then dive
  Deep into the sea.Yes.
• the song that's going to be played at your funeral is: "Beautiful Dreamer" (Roy Orbison)
  Beautiful Dreamer, out on the sea,
  Mermaids are chaunting the wild lorelei,
  Over the streamlet vapors are borne,
  Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn.
  Beautiful Dreamer, beam on my heart,
  E'en as the morn on the streamlet and sea,
  Then will all clouds of sorrow depart,
  Beautiful Dreamer, awake unto me...That would be nice.
• the best song to dance to is: "The Lady is a Tramp" (Frank Sinatra & Dean Martin)
  No.
• your lucky song is: "If Everyone Cared" (Nickelback)
  From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
  Confusing stars for satellites
  I never dreamed that you'd be mine
  But here we are, we're here tonightI guess that goes on C3, then.
• no one wants to be: "Bite Your Tongue" (Duncan Sheik)
  Oh, Christ...it's gonna sound like I'm agreeing
  With the most ultra-boring ideas
  Of pops psychological western gurus
  Who haven't gotten lucky in yearsUh, all right.
• everyone loves to: "Living in Fast Forward" (Kenny Chesney)
  I'm always runnin'
  Son of a gunnin'
  I've had a good time it's true
  But the way I've been goin'
  It's time that I toned it
  Down just a notch or twoI guess?
• your love life holds: "Somedays" (Meredith Brooks)
  Somedays are better than others
  Somedays you just can't figure out
  Somedays are better than others
  you can't explain some days away
  somedayOy.
• your favorite actor/actress is: "Even If I Never Get Back Home" (The Smithereens)
  Hear my prayer and listen to me,
  no more will I roam
  I will still be there beside you
  even if I never get back home.Er. Um. OK.
• the song that describes your life is: "Booze Hound" (Harry Connick, Jr.)
  All my life there ain't never been a drought
  That's probably been my downfall
  Even though, you know,
  I might be passed out
  I wont drop the highball
  I know where the river flows
  And the lives that it devours
  Ain't it great I can touch my nose
  But I can't smell the flowers
  That's not so wrong.
• the song that describes your true love is: "Suite in G Minor - Ouverture" (Handel: Anthony Camden) - let's try again. "The Curse" (Audioslave)
  So as you're laughing at this fool tonight
  Let me rid myself of any line that I might use to trip you up
  And as I'm howling at the moonlight, don't you kid yourself
  I will be your luck
  If you're laughing at this fool tonight
  Let me rid myself of any line that I might use to trip you up
  And as I'm howling at the moonlight, don't you kid yourself
  I will be your luck
  Cause even at my worst
  I will be your luck
  never be your curseI hope so.
• your family is: "Greenpeace" (James)
  Not even remotely.
• your habits are: "Feel It" (Sister Hazel)
  There's been days I've fallen
  And walked away the times I should have stayed.
  I looked away, yeah looked away... so far away -
  and when you asked I said I'm not afraid.That's pretty close to the truth.
• your future career is: "Personal Property" (Def Leppard)
  She's a gold-plated lover
  Twenty-four carat cool
  She can walk on water
  She can walk in my room
  She's a one man woman
  And it's a one man race
  She's got a kiss like fire
  She burns the lips right off my faceThat's *just* what I was thinking!
• you influence others to be: "Prelude in C-Sharp" (Nat King Cole Trio) - instrumental. Moving on... "Who Can it Be Now?" (Men at Work)
  Who can it be knocking at my door?
  Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
  If he hears, he'll knock all day,
  I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
  I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
  There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
  I like it here with my childhood friend;
  Here they come, those feelings again!Yes. I make people feel paranoid.
• you care about: "Sahara" (Cutting Crew)
  Sahara, I just walked into your world
  Sahara, don't walk out on me now
  Don't let time tie you down
  It's been fine up to nowSorta kinda yeah.
• your sex life is: "When You're Falling" (Afro-Celt Sound System)
  I hope not?
• your relationship is: "How's It Going to Be" (Third Eye Blind)
  Want to get myself back in again
  The soft dive of oblivion
  I want to taste the salt of your skin
  The soft dive of oblivion...I'll take that little bit only.
• you have many: "Waiting for the Worms" (Pink Floyd)
  Waiting, to put on a black shirt.And that little bit only.
• you wish you could have: "Old Friends" (Simon & Garfunkel)
  Can you imagine us years from today,
  Sharing a parkbench quietly
  How terribly strange to be seventy
  Old friends, memory brushes the same years,
  Silently sharing the same fears
  Yes. Very much.
• you wish you could get rid of: "Words to Me" (Sugar Ray)
  And I don't mind the waiting
  when she sings these words to me
  La, la, la, la, la, la
  Come away with me tonight
  La, la, la, la, la, laHee hee hee.
• you're currently: "Cello Concerto in B Minor, Op. 104 - 2. Adagio, Ma Non Troppo" (Dvorak: Ma). Nope... "Untitled" (Simple Plan)
  I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
  And I can’t explain what happened
  And I can’t erase the things that I’ve done
  No, I can’tYes.
• your best friend thinks of you as: "Whenever God Shines His Light" (Van Morrison)
  When I look up in the darkest night
  I know everything's going to be alright
  In deep confusion, in great despair
  When I reach out for him he is thereI hope so.
• you won't ever: "You Raise Me Up [Por Ti Seré]" (Paul Potts)
  Nope - doesn't fit at all.
• you will always: "Last Exit" (Pearl Jam)
  i will give you what...you're not sposed to have...
  under my breath...i swear by sin...
  for better or for worse...a best we began...
  let the sun climb, oh, burn 'way my mask
  three days, and maybe longer
  shed my skin at last...shed...shed...I must be *very* creepy.
• your body piercings are: "Roll with the Punches" (Young MC)
  When you go for the gold and you come back empty
  when the ups are few and the downs are plentyIt was the best I could do with what I had.
• your vehicle is: "Until the End of the World" (U2)
  I reached out for the one I tried to destroy
  You...you said you'd wait
  'til the end of the worldCivics are hard to hurt, that's true.
• what's the best thing in your life? "Crazy for You" (Madonna)
  I'm crazy for you
  Touch me once and you'll know its true
  I never wanted anyone like this
  It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
  I'm crazy for you, crazy for you
  Trying hard to control my heart
  I walk over to where you are
  Eye to eye we need no words at all
  Slowly now we begin to move
  Every breath I'm deeper into you
  Soon we two are standing still in time
  If you read my mind, you'll seeSure. Why not?
• what's the worst thing in your life? "I Love to Play" (Jake Trout & the Flounders)
  We were born to drive.Not the worst. Definitely not the worst.
• what do you think of your siblings? "See You" (Depeche Mode)
  Well I know five years is a long time and that times change
  But I think that you'll find people are basically the sameMeh.
• what do you want to do with your friends? "It's a Long Way There" (Little River Band)
  People on their own are getting nowhere,
  I am on the road to see,
  If anything is anywhere and waiting, just for me.
  Every night I walk around the city.
  Seems like I'll never know,
  That feeling of being together when I go.Not so much.
• what will people think when you die? "X-Ray Man" (Liz Phair)
  You're an x-ray man
  You got x-ray eyes
  This is no reflection on you, it's just what I see inside of me
  (Why don't you put on your two-way sombrero and leave?)Guhhh???
• what did people think when you were born? "Nocturne in C Minor, Op. 48, No. 1" (Chopin: Watts). Allrighty then.... "Barbara Ann" (Jan & Dean)
  You got me rockin' and a-rollin'
  Rockin' and a-reelin'
  Barbara Ann ba ba
  Ba Barbara AnnWell, I played this song as part of my HS pep band about 400,000,000 times. I guess that's something.
• what do people think when they first meet you? "Action! Not Words" (Def Leppard)
  Oh, shock me! Make it electric
  Shock me! Make it last
  Shock me! Gimme thunder 'n lightning
  Shock me! Ooh babe, I need it fast Too funny.
• why do you like your favorite movie? "Mother of Violence" (Peter Gabriel)
  Getting hard to breathe,
  Getting hard to believe in anything at all
  But Fear.Not really.
• opening credits: "Summertime" (Bon Jovi)
  You make me feel something like summertime
  Top down ain't nothing but time
  Radio's on and you're by my side
  Feels something like summertime
  Like a first slow dance and a first long kiss
  There ain't nothing baby better then this
  It's like a beach blanket and a bottle of wine
  It feels something like summertime...I'll take that, happily.
• waking up: "1976" (Alan Jackson)
  Not at all.
• getting ready: "Hard Time Losin' Man" (Jim Croce)
  Oh, sometimes skies are cloudy
  And sometimes skies are blue
  And sometimes they say that you eat the bear
  But sometimes the bear eats you
  And sometimes I feel like I should go
  Far far away and hide
  'Cause I keep a waitin' for my ship to come in
  And all that ever comes is the tideExactly!
• the trip to work: "Swaying" (Train)
  Cold, so cold, like I woke up on the street
  But isn't that the payback for being indiscreet It'll do.
• work: "Annie's Song" (John Denver)
  Sheesh. Not.
• friends: "Holy Grail" (Hunters & Collectors)
  You know I, I been searching for an easy way
  To escape this cold light of day
  I been high and I been low
  But I nowhere else to go
  There's nowhere else to go
  And I followed orders
  God knows where I've been
  But I woke up alone
  All my wounds were clean
  I'm still here
  I'm still a fool for the holy grailYES!
• enemies: "Cello Concerto in A Minor, Op. 129 - 2. Langsam" (Schumann: Ma). Blargh! "No One Said it Would be Easy" (Sheryl Crow)
  you think I'm a jerk...
  I can't imagine it any other waywevs
• boss: "Multiplication" (Bobby Darin)
  When a girl gets coy, in front of a boy,
  After three or four dances...
  Ah... you can just bet, she’ll play hard to get,
  To multiply her chances! Ick.
• the ride home: "Jolene" (Ray LaMontagne)
  Been so long since I seen your face
  or felt a part of this human race
  I've been living out of this here suitcase for way too long
  A man needs something he can hold onto
  A nine pound hammer or a woman like you
  Either one of them things will doIt's better than the bits about blood and booze in the ditch.
• home: "Innamorata (Sweetheart)" (Dean Martin)
  Blegh.
• parents: "Good Times" (Sam Cooke)
  Gotta tell you, evenin' sun is sinkin' low
  The clock on the wall say it's time to go
  I got my plans, I don't know about you
  I'll tell you exactly what I'm gonna do Tee hee
• spouse: "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" (Eve feat. Gwen Stefani)
  Do you like that (ooooh), you got to I know you
  Had you in a trance first glance from the floor too
  Don't believe I'll show you, take you with me
  Turn you on, pension gone, give you relief
  Put your trust in a bomb when you listen to me
  'Dancin much, get it all? now I'm complete, uh huh
  Still stallion, brick house, pile it on
  Ryde or Die, bitch, double R, can't crawl
  Beware, 'cause I crush anything I land on
  Me here, ain't no mistake nigga it was planned onThere. Are. No. Words.
• party: "One X One" (INXS)
  And is this all that it seems
  'Cause this is all that we need
  When all the thorns are cut away
  Baby one by one
  Will you still be there
  Will you sing my song
  And come with me
  Oh oh all night long
  And all your kisses linger
  Like they always do
  Let all that spirit in you
  Take it to the end
  I will still be there
  I will sing your song
  And come to you all night longI'll buy that.
• fight with family: "Intuition" (Jewel)
  Follow your heart
  Your intuition
  It will lead you in the right direction
  Let go of your mind
  Your Intuition
  Is easy to find
  Just follow your heart baby Sounds about right.
• downward spiral: "Let's Forget About It" (Lisa Loeb)
  I'll stop crying,
  if you'll stop lying to me.I've lived this.
• low days: "The Waiting Game" (Poor Richard's Hound). Instrumental. "Indian Outlaw" (Tim McGraw)
  Good God. Have you ever seen these lyrics?!
• recovery: "I'll Be Alright Without You" (Journey)
  I'll be alright without you
  There'll be someone else...I keep tellin myself
  I'll be alright without you
  Oh...love's an empty face, I can't replace
  (you don't need it)
  People wonderin' why we broke apart
  The great pretender here I go again
  These things I do
  (it's all because of you)
  I'll keep holdin' but I'll try
  (try not to think of you)
  All I wanted was to hold youMmm, rich with irony!
• happiness: "Why Can't This Be Love?" (Van Halen)
  It's got what it takes
  so tell me why can't
  this be love? . . .12,000+ songs on this iPod, and I keep getting this sort of thing? It's like it's possessed!
• high school: "Time and Tide" (Basia)
  I don't want to hurt
  anybody but
  can't help loving you
  I never felt like
  this before
  I know this is special,
  worth waiting for I don't remember this song, at all. It fits, though.
• college: "Animals" (Nickelback)
  this was it,
  like flicking on a switch
  It felt so good I almost drove into the ditchOMGWTFBBQROFL
• marriage: "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd" (Roger Miller)
  Maybe I really can't.
• honeymoon: "Don't Worry" (Marty Robbins)
  Don't pity me, 'cause I'm feelin' blue
  Don't be ashamed, it might have been you
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, love, kiss me one time, then go, love
  I'll understand, don't worry 'bout me.Ahem.
• birth of a child: "Closer" (Jo Dee Messina)
  I love the way you look at me
  Can’t you see
  You’re the only one that I could ever need?Lucky I'm not the bawling type....
• life in general: "Dirty White Boy" (Foreigner)
  I've been in trouble since I don't know when
  I'm in trouble now and I now somehow I'll find trouble again
  I'm a loner, but I'm never alone
  Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone
  'Cause I'm a dirty white boy
  Oh. My. Lord.
• death scene: "Yesterday's Rain" (Toby Keith)
  Well I ain't high and dry, I ain't got a big boat
  But I got a new umbrella and an overcoat
  And if the good Lord's willing and the sun breaks through
  That'll be one more day that I made it without you
  That I made it without youHuh?
• end credits: "So Sad (to watch good love go bad)" (The Everly Brothers)
  We used to have good times together
  But now I feel them slip away
  It makes me cry to see love die
  So sad to watch good love go bad
  Remember how you used to feel, dear
  You said nothing could change your mind
  It breaks my heart to see us part
  So sad to watch good love go badIt really is.

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