are they really questions about life?

• What is your favorite color? Brown
• What is your favorite food? cereal
• What is your favorite pet? cat
• What is the weirdest place you have peed? the River Road, in front of the car in which my future husband and his roommate were waiting
• Who was your first love? Brian the Army Guy
  
• Where were you born? [redacted]
• Where do you live now? above SWC
• Are you an aunt or uncle? Yes. I am an aunt.
• What is your marital status? Single
• Have you played strip poker? Yes
• Who is your favorite actor? Jean Reno - with Jet Li a close second
• What famous person would you like to meet? Chad Knaus
• Do you like flying? Not so much, but I do like being elsewhere, so I take the bitter with the sweet.
• Given the opportunity, would you like to travel to space? No
• Do you think there is life on other planets? Sure
• If you had the chance to move anywhere, where would you choose? All things being equal: Miami
• What is your favorite clothing brand to wear? The only brand upon which I insist is VS, and that's only because it's the most comfortable.
• Have you ever donated money to church or a charity? Yes
• What is your favorite beverage? Tea
• Has anyone ever called you an alcoholic? Yes - but I've also been told that "there is no chance that [I] will succumb." We shall see, eh?
• Who does the yard work? Such as it is: SWC
• Who wears the pants, your mom or your dad? Both of them wear pants. I mean this literally and figuratively.
• What do you do for exercise? Work
• Who leaves the toilet seat up? I live alone!
• Ever made out with just a friend? Hell, yeah: welcome to high school! (Relax, it was a guy.)
  
• How many people have you dated? Define "dated" and I'll try to figure it out.
• What is the sound you hear? "Like I Do" by Live, from 'C2'
• How many hours a day are you online? Not quite one before work, 7.5 at work, and probably 1-5 after work. Too damned many.
• Favorite brand of cell phone? Whateverthefuckever. I have always had Motorolas, and they get the job done.
• Were you a cute baby? Fuck, yeah. Don't you think?
• What are you doing tomorrow? Working
• What will you be doing in three hours? Sleeping, unless the phone chirps....
• Have you ever had an eating disorder? I'm a slob, but I don't think that counts as a 'disorder.'
• Would you rather watch a movie or go out to eat? Depends on whether I'm hungry or bored. All else being equal - food.

[from The Cat]