thirty allegedly as-yet-unasked questions

1. Do you know anyone in prison at the present moment? Not anymore.
2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's MySpace? Last time I used someone else's login (with his permission!) I discovered that my then-boyfriend was involved in an ongoing conversation with a friend about the "hot" girls in the class he was teaching "deliberately" wearing tight sweaters and otherwise "distracting" him. I'm not sure whether I was more pissed off that he was doing it, saying it, or that he was so fucking stupid as to have not thought about it when he gave me the login. Dumb fuck.
3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Friday, for lunch.
4. Do you have a desk in your bedroom? No. There is not room in my bedroom for one more item of furniture.
5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? Only parties for two! Har har har
6. What kind of car do you have? 2002 Honda Civic LX, 5-speed
7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? No
8. Do you throw up gang signs? No. I have a weak gag reflex.
9. Have you ever broken a rib? Not my own.
10. Who is the most spoiled person you know? Coworker T
11. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? True love - and if you didn't anticipate that answer, you're clearly not paying attention!
12. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a Marine? No, but I have before been involved with someone who was, after we split, a Marine. (Confused much?)
13. Do you watch the Grammys? No
14. Which one word would describe how you feel right now? Vertiginous
15. Would you rather date someone 2 years younger or 20 years older? Younger. Obviously.
16. Have you ever had an eating disorder? No. I am more the drinking disorder type. (Most of my shirts have dribble stains.)
17. Do you have a porn collection? Nope
18. Have you ever been in a bad relationship? Yes
19. Is your birthday on a holiday? Not unless the first day of school counts.
20. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now? Yes
21. Do you worry about global warming? No more than anything else.
22. Do you like polar bears? Not that way.
23. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes
24. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana? Mary-Jane, man. Or reefer!
25. Are you religious? About some things.
26. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true? God knows.
27. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes? I have - former sweeties, of course. Terribly good memories.
28. What's your opinion on gold? I guess it's a good investment. I prefer white to yellow.
29. Is your car a 2000 or higher? Or newer? As indicated above, yes.
30. who are your closest friends? The Cat, college BFF, Fluffy....

[they call it "#159," from The Cat]