they can't even count to 18?

1. You're a girl, right? Last time I checked.
2. Have you kissed any one on your top friends? I have kissed 2 of the individuals who appear in my "favorites" on OkCupid.
3. Do you enjoy drama? Yes, but I prefer action/adventure.
4. Are you a girly girl? I hate pink, but I love nail polish. I dislike foofoo home decor, but I love receiving flowers for no reason. I detest high-heeled shoes, but I never leave home without makeup. You tell me.
5. Who was the last person you hugged? I honestly have no idea.
6. Small or large purses? I'm advocating for some middle ground here. If it's sufficient to hold my wallet, phone, notebook and pen, then it's big enough. If it's much larger than that, I won't like it.
7. Are you short? Yup.
8. Do you like someone? Yup.
9. What would you do if someone smacked your ass? Depends very much on the identity of "someone." If it was a close friend, I would probably make a joking-snarky comment. If it was a complete stranger and I was in the right mood, I'd probably hit them in the face.
10. Do you care if your socks are dirty? I prefer that my socks be clean, but I realize that I generally wear them so that my feet will remain clean, and given the option, I'd give up clean socks for clean feet.
11. Do you think you’re conceited? I know that I am. I've come to believe that successful independence requires a certain degree of wilful disregard of other peoples' feelings in this area.
12. Do you dress up on Halloween? No
13. Are you double jointed? I don't think so.
14. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? At my post-prom party, which was a sort of rock concert. As an adult: I've conked out on the couch at work a few times, which is as socially bizarre as it is biohazardous and uncomfortable.
15. Has anyone touched/smacked your ass in the past 24 hours? No. I've been toxic for well more than 24 hours.
16. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Again: you tell me.
17. Do you call anybody by their last name? I occasionally call Matt by a derivative nickname that employs his last name. Other than that, I'm well-behaved in this regard.
18. How many guys will read this just because it says "girl survey"? Popeye will read this, because he can't stop himself - he is drawn to the memes like moth to flame. Sleeky might read this, although he'll only comment if he's sufficiently prodded. The Asking Man stops by now and then but avoids any "long" posts...or poetry...or anything that bores him...so this one will go uncommented, too.

[#172, from The Cat]