in which she is surprisingly even-handed

1. What was the last thing you ordered from Wendy’s? Fries & a Frosty. It's been months.
2. When was the last time you got totally wasted? With G, a few months ago. I had about 7 beers in maybe 3 hours and the next day I felt like I'd been kicked in the face by a horse.
3. Do you own a canoe? I can't canoe. Can 'ou?
4. What was the last button you pushed? "send"
5. Do you have or want any piercings? I have four. I want 3 more.
6. Do you have or want any tattoos? I have two. I want at least one more.
7. Are you in love? Yes
8. Have you ever been in love? Let's look at this logically, shall we...?
9. What are your plans for college? I want to have gone to a small, liberal arts college in the town where I grew up, graduating in four years with a BA in History and minors in Political Science and Philosophy, with a GPA of around 3.25. I want to spend the great majority of those four years either drunk or ripping my own heart out.
   Ah, success.
10. Do you own a pet hedgehog? No. I do not.
11. What color is the wall closest to you? Dirty creamy whitish, just like all of the rest of the walls in my apt.
12. Did you enjoy your last kiss? No. It's not worth mentioning.
13. Have you ever set foot in a tanning salon? Yes. I tanned regularly during my final year of high school and my first year of college. It was a *huge* waste of time and money.
14. Would you rather be a genie or a witch? Witches are more selfish, I think, so I'll be a genie. I have an odd sort of practice for it, I think.
15. Have you ever played strip poker? Yes
16. What's your mother's favourite color? God knows. I'll guess red.
17. Fast food restaurant or Chinese takeout? At the moment, Chinese. I reserve the right to change my mind.
18. If you could move, would you? Yes
19. Do you prefer hot tea or iced tea? This is going to sound like the typical equivocation, but I prefer my tea sort of warmish to room temperature.
20. What is your favourite musical? An American in Paris, or Oklahoma!
21. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? When my siblings ratted him out. I was about 5-y-o.
22. Who was your first crush? My first real crush was Lance Johnson.
23. What's the wildest thing you've done? The night at Kish with Nick.
24. Ever blacked out from drinking? No
25. What's your favourite drink? Beer, or vodka
26. Have you ever faked being drunk? Sure. I drank water at parties for a while, pretending it was vodka, just as a sort of sociological experiment/spying maneuver.
27. What's your dad's favourite color? God knows. I'll guess blue.
28. Ever contemplated suicide? Yup
29. How many numbers are in your phone book? In my phone? 134
30. How many of them have you done stuff with? All but 3.
31. Do blonds really have more fun? Doubtful.
32. Ever fallen out of love? Yes, or my apartment would be VERY damned crowded!
33. Have you ever smoked tobacco out of a hookah? No
34. Who do you hate the most? It's a toss-up, but I'll pick [a then-famous baseball player].
35. Have you ever donated to charity? Yes
36. Are you donating your organs? Yes
37. What is by far your favourite moment of life? 'Favorite' is impossible to answer. I'll offer one of my proudest - November 4, 1999, when I was admitted to practice. Maybe it's illogical, but that was when I felt "educated."
38. How many people have you been with? There is no way that I would answer that question, even under threat of death.
39. Who is the prettiest person you know? Heidi
40. What is the last thing you ate? Angel hair pasta
41. What's the last thing you drank? Milk
42. Ever been on Ecstasy? No
43. What hurts the most? Toenail surgery, driving in heavy traffic with a sunburn on your back and a sore ankle, or having proof that you've been betrayed.
44. Who has it easier, guys or girls? Neither
45. Who called you last? Fluffy
 
[#212, from The Cat]