in which the word "nert" is used repeatedly

1. Would you rather have a girlfriend/boyfriend, or friends with benefits? I would rather have a boyfriend than either of the above options.
2. Do you tell your best friends everything? No. I would, but I choose to keep some things to myself (both for their comfort and for mine).
3. How have you felt today? Eh, not too bad. A little soggy, I suppose.
4. When was the last time you had butterflies? Sunday morning (I'm writing this on Thursday evening)
5. Do you have any siblings? Yup
6. When was the last time you talked to your #2? I don't have one. Isn't that sad??
7. Something you say often? "blargh" and derivatives thereof.
8. Have you ever cried and didn't know why? Sure
9. What are you wearing on your feet? Creative Nail Design "burgundy foil" and a silver toe ring
10. Last person you talked to on IM? Probably Billy. [nert, nert, nert - another one bites the dust...]
11. Do you have plans for today? I'll answer this for Friday: assemble a couple of packages for shipping; visit the smelly-stuff store (and pet the kitty); work on some poems; and read.
12. Do you like your name? Meh. I've grown accustomed to it, but I wouldn't have chosen it at any point in my life.
13. What color are your fingernails? "clear" - i.e. unpolished.
14. What's your favorite song? There is no way that I could possibly answer this question! The one that's rambling around my mind: "Just a Little" from the Sugar Ray CD.
15. What phone do you have? [I think it was a Motorola i730 or thereabouts]
16. Do you have feelings for anyone, and if so, do they know? Yes, and...perhaps not.
17. Things you first notice about the opposite sex: Their opposite sex-ness. I don't know! It depends on the person, I suppose.
18. Last person you sat next to? Coworker T
19. Last time you were disappointed? Saturday
20. Do you like being in pictures? Not really.
21. Are you happy at the moment? Sort of. I'm reasonably content, and I'll take it.
22. Do you tend to fall for people easily? No. It's all hard. And it doesn't happen NEARLY as much as some other people seem to think, and feel compelled to imply.
23. Is your bedroom window open? No, but all the rest of the apt windows are open.
24. Do you have any tattoos? If so which hurt the most? Yes. The one on my ankle hurt like a son of a bitch.
25. Last time you fell down? Why? I don't recall. Seriously, it's been a very long time. [knock on wood]
26. Who was the last person to call you? r, yesterday evening.
27. What were you doing at midnight tonight? I'd just arrived home from dinner with r.
28. Would you rather be cheated on, or with? No. Thank you.
29. Last person you rode in a car with? Sam
30. What do you hear right now? "Be Like That" by 3 Doors Down, in the dock 3 feet away. The sounds of traffic (relatively heavy tonight, especially for a Thursday). The click of the laptop keys.
31. Who was the last person to wear your clothes? I'm under the impression that no one else wears my clothes.
32. What is the first thing you did when you woke up? Put in my contacts - my glasses have been damaged and require repair before they can be worn.
33. What woke you up? God knows. I slept later than normal (the clock said 9:11, memorably) and woke with a start. Still, it was long after SWC came alive, so I doubt that it was any of the usual noises that jolted me.
34. What was your last thought before going to sleep? No clue. I was sleepy and a little weird last night, so it's a blur. (I was, however, sober.)
35. Do you like fire? Yup
36. Do you wish on stars? I wish on every damned thing. Can't be too careful these days.
37. Who was the last person you ran into unexpectedly? I talked with G yesterday, relatively unexpectedly.
38. What was the last thing you ate? Buttered toast.
39. Who do you talk to the most in your classes? The Cat
40. What's the greatest thing that happened to you today? I washed my hair. It sounds like a simple thing, but I was at the salon yesterday and left with enough hairspray to hold a moose still for weeks. It felt sooooooo good to wash it out.
41. How many TRUE best friends do you have? THREE
42. Would you rather get up early or sleep in? Um, sleep in. Though there are things that happen in the early morning that are worth experiencing.
43. Tell me about the shirt you're wearing: It is a blue camisole, purchased from Eddie Bauer somewhere around the time of The Golf Ball Incident. It is comfortable but probably no longer appropriate for outdoor wear.
44. What would you change about your life right now? I'm a little chunky - could stand to lose a pound or two.
45. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? What a ridiculous question!
46. What's on your bedroom floor right now? Furniture.
47. Who's the last person you got into an argument with? Superficially: Fluffy. (We do that pretty often, in our own way.) Seriously: there are some significant disagreements brewing with She Who Rules the Workplace.
48. Do you trust people? Some.
49. Do you like anybody right now? Yes. Didn't I already answer this question today?
50. Who's the last text message you received from? college BFF, regarding a surprising photograph.

[borrowed from The Cat]