bed bugs

1. What do you wear to bed?
   Nada.
2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
   I used to always sleep as far to the left as possible, but now that the head of the bed is equidistant between the windows, it really doesn't matter. I've even been starfish-ing a little bit lately.
3. Do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
   All of the above. Mostly on my right side, I think?
4. Describe the bedding on your bed right now. How does it change with the seasons? Are you particular about your pillows or linens?
   Right now...um...heavy cream cotton linens and a cream throw. And four pillows. I rotate in my set of flannels for winter, along with some combination of quilt and/or comforter.
   Four pillows, always. Two feather, two down. One or two will be on the floor before morning.
5. Do you hog the bed, steal covers, or snore?
   Yes. Probably? And, no, but I 'breathe, audibly.' And – does it really matter? There’s no one to hear me and file complaints.

[Five on Friday called "Bed Bugs," from The Cat]