colorific

RED = ANGER

1. Are you currently mad at someone? I'm not overly pleased with a few people, but not actively "mad" at anyone.
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? My sister.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? Yes: famously, a diamond ring. And, several years later, shoes.
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry? Probably? I achieve pink without effort, so I'm sure red shows up eventually.
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? Yes: either, depending.

ORANGE = EXCITEMENT

1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? Yes, and it was not the best night of my life. The photograph of me draining the pitcher (and the glass that I took from the last bar) remain. As do my parents' memories of my friends' stories. Note: Do not invite parents to a surprise party for a 20-something!
2. Are you easily excited? Uh....
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about? Vacation, baby!
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? Tax liability.
5. If you could have anything right now, what would it be? "It" would be a "who."

YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY

1. Name: Amy
2. Birthday: [redacted]
3. What's your main goal in life? grace
4. Do you want to have children? I want to have access to children that I love the stuffing out of, and to whom I can give fantastic presents and eventually be a friend. Good 'nuf?
5. How do you want to die? Poisoned dart to the left triceps.

GREEN = OPINIONS

1. Are you against gay marriage? No.
2. Lower the drinking age? No.
3. Capital Punishment? Yes.
4. Abortion? I don’t know that I could choose it for myself, but I would not presume to make that decision for anyone else.
5. Democrat or Republican? I spent my formative years in [a state that makes this obvious].

BLUE = LOVE

1. Do you love someone? Sure. “That way”? Not.
2. Do you have a bf/gf? No, but I am involved. With someone.
3. Is it better to have loved and lost than never loved at all? Only while you’re doing the loving. During the “lost” part, then this is one of those statements that makes me want to go back in time to stab its creator in the eye with a fork.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe that something happens at first sight, sometimes. Rarely.
   Sometimes it’s not “sight” but...experience. Sometimes it’s a voice that you hear. Sometimes it’s a touch
   Yeah, I believe.
5. Would you tattoo your lover's name on your body? Probably not. Another descriptive emblem? More likely than the name. But, really, probably not. Love isn't something that needs proving, or reminding. Not like that.

PURPLE = Q&A

• Q: How many beds did you lay in today? One, and our time together was far, far too short.
• Q: What color shirt are you wearing? Charcoal gray.
• Q: Name one thing that you do everyday? Drink tea.
• Q: How much cash do you have on you right now? Directly? None at all. In my wallet? $91 plus change.
• Q: Is Tom on your Top friends list? No. Tom and I are on the outs. Me no likey Tom!
• Q: Look to your left. What's there? A hand-drawn graph indicating the number of drinks required to achieve certain stages of drunkenness, drawn by a person who was drunk (of course).
• Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone? I wore my mom's shoes outside to get something from my car when I was home for the funeral.
• Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day? Connexion, Bloglines, and gmail.
• Q: Do you have plants in your room? Yes: living room, kitchen, and office (home and work).
• Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now? My feet are not too happy with this walking thing. And I could use a decent back rub. Apart from that, I'm hunky-dorey.
• Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in? Miami.
• Q: Do you own a picture phone? Yes. My i850 piece of shit is a camera phone.
• Q: Recent time you were really upset? I was a little annoyed with my neighbor's kid on Friday morning.

PINK = LAST

1. Person you saw? Face-to-face? Coworker T2. Just a glimpse of someone I recognize?Ulysses.
2. Person that said they loved you. Dad
3. Movie watched in cinema? Hannibal Rising (which sucked rancid veggies)
4. Song you listened to? Something by REO Speedwagon. Coworker T and I were indulging memories of our youthful days.
5. Person you talked on the phone with? Mike

GREY = TODAY

1. What are you doing right now? This is my sole activity at the moment.
2. What are you doing tonight? Consolidating my iTunes (it's saving copies of my music all over creation, leading to filled-up hard drive space on both the laptop and the external drive), reading, perhaps writing a letter.
3. What are you going to eat? Dinner. I'm a little Chinese-d out, so I'm thinking pasta & chicken sauce.
4. Did you accomplish anything today? Yes.
5. What shoes are you wearing? No shoes. I’m home to stay.

BROWN = TOMORROW

1. Is? Tuesday. Sigh.
2. My plans are? Work (including an afternoon meeting that shows promise of being testy), watch NCIS.
3. Are you going to laugh? Yes? I hope so?
4. Any TV show you watch coming on? NCIS, as indicated above.
5. Do you know what you will eat? No. I’ll wing it.

[I grabbed this ungodly long survey from The Cat, who found it at Kwizgiver]