random, predominantly negatories

• What is the most random object around you? The single melon-colored Post-It note (1"x3") that's been stuck to the side of my Kleenex box for the past month or two. Why? By whom?? For what purpose???
• When is your birthday? A couple-three Wednesdays from now
• What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Finishing my shower
• What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Commiserating with coworker T about the fucked-up project that we're working on for HQ
• Last place you took a train to? (Is that a split infinitive? There's a dangling preposition, for sure.) On my birthday a couple of years ago, I took the train to the Cubs game with Nick's family.
• Do you like your life as of now? I've had better months.
• Last thing you purchased? Contact lenses
• Four words to explain why you last threw up? I do not remember
• How's your mood lately? I've had better months
• Where did your last hug take place? At a luncheon after a funeral
• What are your plans for the weekend? The weekend is a l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng way away.
• Ever kissed someone who smokes? Yes
• Did you have a good birthday this year? I'll let you know
• Are you tired right now? Very
• Do you chew on your straws? No. I'm not a big fan of straws.
• What's your favorite room in your house? Considering my palatial abode...probably the office.
• How many children do you plan on having? As many as necessary
• Is your hair curly? No - it has a very subtle wave
• Who was at your house last? Steven
• Where is your first love? In my diary, and on the QE
• Are you able to climb a chain link fence? Never had to. Maybe?
• Whose car were you in last? Dad's
• What did you do last Thursday night? Prepared for the weekend trip
• What color shirt are you wearing? Black
• How long is your hair? 7-10 inches. Roughly.
• Where did you sleep last night? In my bed
• Who was the last person to tell you they love you? Mom. Dad. Half my family.
• Are you ashamed of your past? No
• Where is your phone? Two feet to my right, atop the Kleenex box
• Are you going on vacation in the summer? No
• Do looks matter? Yes
• Texting right now? No - my phone 'bout blew up last night with all the texts, though
• Do you trust people? I wish I didn't

[from The Cat]