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• In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies? I'm not a big fan of the 'hoodie' (which Fluffy pronounces "hooooo-tie," mostly on purpose to make me laugh) look, so I would definitely choose a jacket
• Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? Nah, I'm good here
• How long can you go without your mobile phone? Apparently at least 10 days, considering that I didn't get mine fixed (i.e. "get my SIM card put back on the network") for that long the last time
• Who did you last call babe/baby? Ulysses, as a joke, by text
• What time did you go to sleep last night? 11-ish
• What/who woke you up today? Whatever mysterious force raises me from my bed on Sunday mornings so I can scamper downstairs to steal my newspaper before one of my neighbors does - today, it happened at 6:44
• Do you own a polo shirt? I currently have possession of a Polo shirt (yes, the real deal) that used to be Matt's. At this point, neither of us could wear it as an arm-band. *sigh*
• How old do you look? You tell me
• Where are your siblings? MN and TN, as far as I know
• What are you going to do after this? Trim strawberries and then read [I'm writing this on Sunday evening, 8-31-08]
• Whose car were you in last? My own. Before that, my dad's.
• What was the last thing you drank? Water
• Would you marry the last person you kissed? Yes, I would.
• Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say? "Go away." If that doesn't work, I shall start screaming and throwing things. And then I will call the cops.
• If it was free and it would work would you get plastic surgery? "and it would work"??! Why the fuck else would someone do something like that?!?
• If you were to die today would your life be complete? That's patently obvious, isn't it?
• Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Not everyone in every circumstance
• How do you handle stress? Carefully, with long tongs
• Would you rather spend a whole day with your mom or your dad? Dad. I love Mom, but Dad and I are copacetic.
• When was the last time you ran into your most recent ex? I've seen glimpses of him driving around within the last month.
• Do you think you're approachable? Apparently - considering some of the rather odd experiences that I've had lately
• What is the last concert you went to? I think it was a school band concert a couple of years ago, in which my brother's girlfriend's daughter played
• The last person you argued with? Got a little snarky with some drivers on the interstate, but apart from that I've been a very good girl lately
• Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Cool - autumn is the best
• Is any part of your body sore? I have a [expletives deleted] mosquito bite on the pad of my left thumb which is causing me fits
• Do you commit to anything? In my nature, in my time
• The funniest person you know? Fluffy, and Adam
• Do you like change? It spends like paper money, so: yeah
• Do you get offended easily? I am prone to disappointments of my own creation, and I feel slighted perhaps more than others, but I don't think that I take offense terribly much
• Do you have a piggy bank? No, but I have a Cubs bank (shaped like a baseball), a Twins bank (shaped like a batting helmet), a girly bank (shaped like a woman in a foo-foo dress) and a penny bank (which is really just a glass jar with a cork lid that once held cashews)
• Have you ever punched a girl? No, but I'd love to, given the chance
• Slept in a different bed lately? Yup - I slept in the mushy-soft bed in the pink room for 5 nights last week
• If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you? Not without leaving a forwarding address...at the moment...
• Can you take a bra off with one hand? Oh, hell yeah!
• Do you still talk to the first person you kissed? Not for half a lifetime, though others keep me relatively up to date on his whereabouts and activities. Such is life in a small town.
• Do people underestimate you? Yes
• Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward? No, but a decent amount of that comes from within
• Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow? No, mostly because it's a holiday (ahhh) and I don't have to go anywhere or do anything (woot!)
• Can you make yourself cry? No. There's enough of that in the world already.
• Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Interesting idea that's really not worth thinking about
• Have you ever been too drunk to remember anything? I don't think so? But I've definitely been more drunk than I would've chosen to be, had I a choice.
• Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? Not that I know of
• Have you ever been white water rafting? Good God, no
• Do you think you would make a good parent? [ ]
• What is your current place of employment? Hell in a hand-basket
• Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap? derrrrrrr, ya think?
• Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it? Yup
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• What kind of printer paper do you have? I get the snooty acid-free stuff from Office Max
• What kind of toothpaste do you use? Ultra Brite
• Have you ever had a splinter anywhere other than your hands? Yup. I led a barefoot childhood.
• Have you accidentally kissed an animal? No, but an animal "kissed" the bejeezus out of my bare toes last week Tuesday
• Do you own a copy of Microsoft Visual Studio? No
• Do you have a pool? No
• When was the last time you sat in a port-o-potty? I don't recall
• When was your last spider bite? Ironically, it coincided with my last gargantuan, visible hickey. It was May, 1990.
• Have you been to Europe? No
• Have you ever written a song? No
• What is your opinion of Canada? I think it's lovely
• Disneyland Resort or SixFlags? No, thank you
• How many fans are in your house? Two
• Have you ever licked a DVD to clean it? Eeew - perhaps I could do that if I didn't work in my current profession, but I've just seen too much {{{shudder}}}
• If your keyboard had a turn computer on/off button would you use it? Sure, since mine does and I do
• What would you do if a water heater randomly fell out of the sky into your front yard? I would find that somewhat startling, given that my car is parked in what could be called my "front yard"
• If you could pee on somebody's car without getting caught would you do it? Errr, probably
• What is your favorite instant messenger? meh - I will use Google or Yahoo if absolutely necessary. I'm not such a fan of the IMing (with certain exceptions - kitty, kitty...).
• Do you have a Microsoft Natural Keyboard (has a windows logo key)? Yes
• Who manufactured your land line telephone? I do not have a land line
• Do you own a Bible? I think so? Though I have no clue where it might be at the moment. I know where I can get one if I need one.
• Do you have a fire safe? Yes
• What would you do if a tarantula was in your mailbox? Be very pissed off at and pressing charges with my mail carrier, given that it is a locked box to which only the carrier and I have access
• Have you ever eaten something that was not meant to be eaten? I will refrain from comment on that one
• Do you know what USB stands for? Yes
• Does the lady in the Vonage Commercials seem like a perky morning person? I don't watch commercials unless I can't help it
• Do you crack your neck? No, but G does hers enough for everyone
• Have you ever used a magnifying glass to kill ants? No
• Do you like the smell of bleach? No
• Do you own a cool phone? Hardly
• Do you like the sound of thunder? Yes
• Do you use the word[s] "skid mark" a lot? Only in terms of tire tracks
• Who has changed your life the most? Seymour
• How many profile views do you have on your main blog? 70,468 (96,922 page views)
• Did you ever have a neopet? No clue
• If you were a writer what genre would you write? Romance
• Is there one thing you would never eat? Yes
• Describe yourself in 5 words: complex - confused - generous - loyal - confusing
• Ever meet anyone famous? Yes

[from The Cat]