9.17.2008

get your salt ready

Good Romankink    You scored 19 Kinky, 17 Romance, 28 Enjoyable!

You seem to be romantic and kinky and enjoy the hell out of sex. That's freakin' awesome! Keep doin' what you're doin' it seems to be working out for ya!

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Naughty Thing    Well look at that...

Nice...got a little freaky goin' on. Keep up the good work. not creepy, also a good thing. get in touch.

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TYPE O    You scored 83 imagination, 67 confidence, 50 dominance, and 29 generosity!

You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to RECEIVE.

This means that:
    You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring.
    You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover.
    You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominated, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it!
    You would rather Receive than Give. This usually applies more to Oral sex than anything else, and other types of foreplay. This could be for a number of reasons. Maybe you are just very hooked on the sensation of orgasm, maybe you feel you deserve to be treated like a god/goddess, maybe you just aren't confident about your skills when it comes to returning the favour. Maybe you are lazy. Or maybe your partner loves to give and that suits you fine, so everyone is happy. Either way, remember to be a giver sometimes too, as long as your partner likes it.

WE SUGGEST YOU TRY:
    Fluffy handcuffs, soft whips. You have the kinky factor that will mean you'll enjoy playing games in bed, and using these fluffy cuffs rather the metal sort of the just a silk scarf means you will be tied firmly, but comfortably. You can't get away, but you wont be in any pain. However, we know you'd rather do this to your lover than be tied up yourself, so feel free, or take turns! Enjoy some light flogging with a soft whip, just to see if you like being spanked, or use your hand. Nothing too heavy, but a little bit kinky.

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The Iron    You scored 80 heat-ability, 47 vibration, and 46 shiny-ness!

You're steamy (pun intended) and you know what a woman wants: crisp creases. But more often than not, the Casanova that is the Iron disappoints its lover once the work is done. Then it's back in the closet with the Vacuum. You're gone as quickly as you are aroused. Small yet agile and attentive, you've got a few advantages over the bigger appliances.

Tip: Make a resolution to yourself to see how long you can go with out sex. Appreciate non-sexual contact. Self control is a valuable virtue.

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You scored 76% intimacy and 73% wildness

If you scored over 70% in either area, I would be very interested in meeting you.

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Tarnished    Your score was [high] out of a possible 56.

    You have a bad side. Oh yes. You just don't like to show it all that often. Saving your naughty streak for special occasions is often the best thing to do, but be warned - while a lot of people will be pleasantly surprised (aroused, even) to discover your hidden talents, some might be shocked and think they've been misled. Losers.

    You've got a great balance of good and bad. You won't be labelled a troublemaker by anybody (teachers, parents, bouncers, police officers) but you know how - and when - to let rip and have fun. Nice one.

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Pretty Horny    You are 52% horny!

You like sex. Maybe more than what is healthy. But never fear! You will most likely have many sex partners throughout your life, that is until you find someone who can satisfy your sexual needs FOREVER. Good luck with that!

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Torrid Affair    You scored 50 Duration, 75 Sex, 73 Emotion, and 64 Commitment!

Wow. This is a classic affair. For whatever reason you are not interested in a long term thing, but you want love and sex and caring from your partner now. This could be a really healthy reaction after getting out of a LTR, so tell your partners UPFRONT what you want, and you should be fine.

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The Liberated One    You scored 62 out 45 experience and 67 out of 45 adventurousness!

You're quite liberated: you know sex and you like it, but you're far from being slutty. You're comfortable with your level of sexuality being somewhere between the virginal and the slutty, but without being either. You maintain the status quo.

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Nympho Girlfriend    You're 25 romance, 75 sex, and 0 money.

You're in it for the sex. You probably did the entire football team when you were in high school. As long as he's well endowed and knows how to use it you'll be satisfied (pun intended ;) )

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HEATHEN!    Congratulations!

You take it whenever and wherever. If it involves animals.... you consider it. If it looks like fun you try it once. If you're unsure twice. And if you like it... ALL THE TIME!

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Horny mind    [Sex mind: 70% Selfishness: 40%]

MIND score: HORNY
    Sex makes you feel good, real good. It's one of the best thing in your life and you want to have it regularly and fulfil some fantasies, it doesn't mean you'd try anything with anyone, but if you find the right person(s), you might want to dedicate a lot of time just to this intense physical pleasure and to a variety of sexual games.
SELF score: you & me (no sign)
    This is the average result, by far the most common. If we're not too wrong, this means you are fully aware sex is not a one-sided activity and though you are looking for your own satisfaction, you never forget to please your partner. The lower your score, the more you care about your partner's pleasure, the higher, the more important your own pleasure.

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"The good fuck"    You are fuckable!

You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!

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Testing The Waters    You are 50% Deviant!

You have a good imagination, and you like to fantasize. You're a bit on the adventurous side, but only if nobody is watching! You'd like to be more deviant, but you're afraid of what people would think if they found out. You need to live a little.

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High Risk.    Congratulations!!

    You scored between 61% and 80%. If you scored here, then your chance of dying during a crazed moment of erotic sex is rather high.
    Author's Opinion - Scoring here means that you're above the curve. You've had many partners, chances are you've had more than one at a time, and you're into some pretty kinky stuff. Isn't it great knowing what you want and going out and getting it?

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Very Hard to Please    You had sex with 6 out of 21!

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The Classic Lover    45% partner focus, 33% aggressiveness, 40% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:
    You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.
    This places you in the Lover Style of: The Classic Lover.
    The Classic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the closest it comes to the classic images of the princess in the tower, or the romantic and chivalrous knight, or the hero/heroine from a Disney film. The Classic Lover is a treasure to find, though it can be difficult to do so because they sometimes tend to be shy and/or difficult to successfully court.
    In terms of physical love, the Classic Lover again can be shy, and often needs more in terms of emotional security to feel comfortable than some of the other Types. Given the right setting, and the right lover, the Classic Lover can be a delight in bed.
    Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Romantic Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover.
    Congratulations!

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