me likey

• I like having a door on my office.
• I do not like the impunity with which people (random, undesirable people) float through that door as if privacy is unimportant.
* I like having a stash of Nestle's Crunch bars in my desk drawer for when my blood sugar dips.
* I do not like when my blood sugar dips.
• I like receiving benefits from my employer.
• I do not like the insurance plan into which I was bullied (because it costs my employer less than did my former plan), because it is hard to use and expensive for me.
* I like playing my cached music on the 'random' setting.
* I do not like that it is literally random and not shuffle, since I seem to hear the same damned songs over and over.
• I like having access to a land line, for those rare times when I need to access customer service.
• I do not like customer "service" personnel who are unable to explain anything without a note (or more) of condescension in their tone.
* I like sleeping long and deeply enough to have vivid dreams.
* I do not like vivid dreams about my former spouse (and his adulterous affairs - which, to my knowledge, he never had in reality) or roving packs of snarly, mangy dogs.
• I like learning.
• I do not like learning that I've carried an incorrect assumption throughout my life. (Didja know that ponies aren't baby horses? I didn't. Hadn't. Whatever.)
* I like packing.
* I do not like moving.
• I like taping.
• I do not like painting.
* I like the feeling of my own skin, freshly shaved.
* I do not like shaving. At all.
• I like left-handed men better than right-handed men (all else being equal).
• I do not like people who disagree with me about inconsequential issues.
* I like to sleep on the left side of my bed.
* I do not like to sit on the left side of my couch.
• I like free-association.
• I do not like joining associations, or people who pressure me to do so in order to make themselves feel better about needing to put me in a box and label me.