she called it '222'

1. Who is your favorite Little Mermaid character? Never watched it
2. Do you pay attention to what you eat? Indeed, lest I spill
3. Have you ever played any funny pranks on anyone? Usually not 'funny'
4. How late did you stay up last night? Midnightish
5. Do you like Greek mythology? Sure
6. What is your favorite kind of sandwich? Roast beast on white with yellow mustard and a pickle on the side
7. Who is a new friend you've made? Kate, now that she's realized I'm not crazy
8. Do you ever watch the dog shows on Thanksgiving day? Nope; someone else controls the remote so it's all football, baby!
9. Can you tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? Why would anyone want to do this? I've just never understood. (Yes, I can see the value in a flexible and muscular tongue, but this particular application goes well beyond pointless.)
10. Do you know any card tricks? Only "52 pickup"
11. How old were you when you got your first piercing? 13
12. Do you like seafood? No
13. If you could learn any foreign language, which would it be? Manx
14. Do you like beards? I had my fill previously, though it wouldn't be a deal-breaker on the right person
15. When you are completely stressed, what do you do to chill out? Sleep, drive, drink too much, write, read, bead...
16. What was the last song you listened to? "Someday You Will Be Loved" (Death Cab)
17. Who was the last person you flirted with? Ulysses
18. Do you like dreadlocks? More in theory than in practice
19. Did you ever watch Nick at Nite when you were a kid? No, but I watched him for 3 years as an adult
20. What is your favorite vegetable? Corn
21. Have you ever had to call the cops before? Yes
22. Do you like children? No - they're stringy and taste like fish
23. What is your favorite thing about amusement parks? Food, or caricatures
24. Do you use Chapstick every day? I never use Chapstick, but I put on some form of lip goo every day, several times
25. Have you ever drawn a penis before? Yes
26. Have you ever gone horseback riding before? No
27. Who was your first kiss? Earl
28. What do you need to buy? Cranberry juice
29. Can you play the piano? Yes, but not well
30. Have you ever left or found a message in a bottle? Yes, in the creek behind my church when I was very little
31. What do you love most about your best friend? Patience for repetition
32. Do you like Guitar Hero? Nothing about it pleases me
33. Do you own a lighter? Yup
34. Do you lock your doors when you're driving? Yes
35. What is your favorite kind of dog? Beagle
36. Do you like bright colored eyeshadow? Only on waitresses in steak joints
37. What do you have to decorate your room? Prints and photographs on the walls, vases and tiny boxes on the bookshelves, and the candle-shrine-thing on the bedside table
38. Do you Febreze your room? No
39. Do you have a favorite musician? It varies
40. Have you ever built a snow fort? Yes, though the snow armadillo was more interesting
41. What is your favorite kind of snack? Potato chips, or chips & salsa, or ice cream, or cereal
42. Has a teacher ever been mad at you? Sure
43. What did you do on your first date? Walked, and kissed
44. Do you have a box of old pictures? Several
45. Where is one place in the world you want to go? Seattle
46. Where is the last place you went to eat at? Sorrento's. I had a New York Strip that was amazing!
47. Whose party was the last one you went to? Apart from the post-funeral "lunches", it must have been last Christmas at Joan's. That's pretty sad.
48. Do you have any birthmarks? Yes - I have 2
49. What is the scariest movie? American Me fucked me up for a very long time
50. Does anyone have a crush on you right now? Sigh. Yes. It is not reciprocated.

[via The Cat]