11.25.2008

NSFW - these *are* funny...sorta

Your result for The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test...

55% pure: Rather Experienced

You are 55% sexually pure!

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Your result for The Dirty Mind Test...

Pretty Messy

You scored 80% Dirtiness!

Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

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Your result for The Are You Good Enough In Bed Test...

Expert

Congratulations! You scored 60%!

Wow, you really got some tricks there, you naughty thing ;)

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Your result for The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test...

Top-Heavy!

Raw score: 56% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
    Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature.
    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Avoid: Oprah. Actually, that's good advice for everyone.

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Your result for The good kisser Test...

I can Kiss

YOU SCORED 75%!

You have are an average kisser and can hold your own. You're not a pro but you're working on it.

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Your result for The Kissing Rampage Test...

Reg'lar kisser.

You scored 48% Kissiness.

You kiss when and where you're supposed to, and once in awhile somewhere else for fun. You've had enough practice, and you like it enough, that you're probably pretty good at it. Keep it up and you'll be even better someday. Remember, we're good at what we love.

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Your result for The Name that Sex Term Test...

Super Perv

Congratulations! You scored 18/20!

Way to go, Pervy McPervster! You have obviously heard of/seen/done most of these licentious acts. I'll keep this short because I'm sure you have a full schedule of lewd activities and porn to get back to.

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Your result for The Your Type of Girl Test...

The Hot Friend

36% Sexy-Cute, 38% Dark-Light, 56% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great, uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you!

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SexyDarkArtsyThe Goth Girl
SexyDarkNot Artsy or StylishThe Brooding Poet
SexyDarkStylishThe Mistress
SexyNot Dark or LightArtsyThe Hippie Chick
SexyNot Dark or LightNot Artsy or StylishThe Hot Friend
SexyNot Dark or LightStylishThe Sorority Girl
SexyLightArtsyThe Actress
SexyLightNot Artsy or StylishYour Friend's Sister
SexyLightStylishThe Prom Queen
CuteDarkArtsyThe Suicide Girl
CuteDarkNot Artsy or StylishThe Bad Girl
CuteDarkStylishThe Bettie Page Girl
CuteNot Dark or LightArtsyThe Art Student
CuteNot Dark or LightNot Artsy or StylishThe Girl Next Door
CuteNot Dark or LightStylishThe Debutante
CuteLightArtsyThe New Age chick
CuteLightNot Artsy or StylishThe Favorite Friend
CuteLightStylishThe Cheerleader

Your result for The Intellectual Sexiness Test... 

Hot Tamale 

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 77! 

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. 

You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the difference. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. 

Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

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