on hula girls in ugly boots

• Are you single? Quite so. Sad, isn't it?
• Have you ever been in love? yes
• What did your last ex look like? Depends who you ask. James Dean, "a young Henry Winkler," Daniel Day-Lewis, Dean Martin...the list never ends.
• Who is/are favorite band/artist? Depends on the day. Today: Fuel.
• How is your day going? Whirly
• What were you doing at 3:00 pm? Driving
• Have any siblings? Yup
• What movie did you last see? I watched The Closer You Get again last weekend.
• What kind of phone service do you use? Stupid Nextel Sprint
• Do you have a favorite pair of shoes? Yes, though it varies with my mood and the circumstances
• What is your favorite breakfast meal? Cereal. Wait: who's surprised?
• Would you rather be at the beach or be in the snow? Beach
• Do you like anyone? yes
• Are they older or younger? Younger. Wait: who's surprised?
• Have any nicknames? Yup
• Would you rather eat or sleep? Sleep
• Do you like long car rides? Definitely. I love driving!
• Wanna go for a walk? In theory, yes. At the moment, no.
• Favorite colors? Gray. Black. White.
• Rain or sunshine? Depends on my mood. I'm tempted to go with rain.
• What is your favorite drink? Tea
• Plans for the weekend? Breakfast out at "the Sunday place"; stationery shopping later; tracking down some people to make plans after that.
• Ever been out of the state? Um, yeah.
• Out of the country? Not yet, damn it.
• Ever met anyone famous? Yup
• Who is the best band to see in concert? meh
• How much money do you have on you? $110 or so
• Next concert you will attend? No plans
• What is your favorite dessert? Apple bars
• Anything exciting happening soon? Maybe?
• Text or call? Text, usually
• Are you a morning person? Not even close {shudder}
• Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
• What do you like to watch on TV? NCIS
• When is your birthday? 8.27
• How old will you be? Too-
• Ever been drunk? Very much so
• What is the most recent thing you have smoked? What is the thing I have most recently smoked, you ask? That would be c. the Dan-the-Pothead experience, Jan. 2005.
• How many times have you been on a plane? Several dozen.
• Favorite vacation spot? Miami for the surroundings - Norman for the state of mind.
• What kind of pancakes do you like? {giggle} Whatever shape I want.
• What elementary school did you attend? the local one, on the east side
  
• How tall are you? 162.56 cm
• Are you close to your parents? They're less than 1/2 a house away.
• Do you like to hold hands in public? If there's another person involved who's reasonably amenable to the idea, it's agreeable but certainly not necessary. I really like it when the somebody is a little kid of whom I am fond - that's the best I can say about it.
• Would you have sex in aisle five at Wal-Mart if you could? "if I could" is an odd, odd qualifier there. Um...maybe?
• Do you have a job? As far as I know. I did when I left, anyway.
• Do you like cotton candy? meh. Haven't had it in several years and I don't foresee the desire reappearing.
• Do you own a hula-hoop? No, but I was online shopping for a dashboard hula girl recently. Close enough?
• What kind of car do you drive? 2002 Honda Civic LX 5-speed
• Can you do the "Soldier Boy"? Um, are we aware that that's not the proper spelling? Anyhoo, I doubt that I've the proper makeup (cultural if not physiognomic) to do so, so I'll refrain from even finding out.
• Do you own a pair of "boots with the fur"? No
• What color is your umbrella? Red plaid. I'm too shy, you know.
• How many times a day do your brush your teeth? Two, at least
• Do you comb or brush your hair? Either, depending on my goal
• What brand of toilet paper do you use? Cottonelle, though I don't pack my own
• How far have you traveled from your home? 62,000 miles, if my odometer can be believed
• Do you own a waffle iron? Yes
• Have you ever bought anything from eBay? Nope
• Have you ever been in a wedding? rofl - yes
• Do you know your mailman's name? No, but he/she is a complete moron
• Have you ever had a bad haircut? Yes, of course, though not for a long time
• Do you like to bet on horse or dog races? No. I don't like animal racing.
• Would you go to the moon if you could? Nah
• What is the highlight of your day, so far? Forcing (through emotional intimidation) a Cheese-state driver into the right lane, against all their idiotic rationalization that they'd bought their ticket to the left lane and were going to stay there until they'd finished their picnic.
• What type of alcoholic drink do you order at the bar? I've been in the mood for Chambord sours lately
• Do you think senior citizens have sex? Yeah, if they're lucky
• Have you ever shot anything and killed it? Shot, yes. Killed, no.
• Would you eat a live spider if somebody was going to pay you 5000 dollars to do it? No
• Have you ever had a pedicure? All the time. My feet, you know...

["Rollercoaster of Randomness," according to The Cat]