with intentionally cryptic answer-lets

1. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Egg Haven sounds really good right now. It just depends on the mood.
2. What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it? Cereal
3. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Yes
4. What is the last heavy item you lifted? Beer
5. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Not to my knowledge
6. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No
7. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I would subtract a couple of the last ones in exchange for something shorter than either of them.
8. What’s your goal for the year? Not to get fired.
9. Last person you hugged? The Cat
10. First place you went this morning? Downstairs to steal the newspaper before one of my jerk-faced neighbors did. [I'm writing this late on Sunday night.]
11. Do you always answer your phone? Har har. Generally, yes - though it rings very, very seldom.
12. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? Either a dream come true or Nextel/Sprint's idea of "technology" working against me (i.e. a message that someone sent MUCH earlier in the day, arriving out of sync).
13. If you could change your eye color what would it be? Dark brown
14. What’s on your wish list for your birthday? Too many things to list, but here is one example:[link died]
    
15. Does the future make you more nervous or excited? Sometimes. Sometimes it just makes me sigh melodramatically.
16. Do you have any saved texts? Yes. At the moment, 84. Consider it a work in progress.
17. Ever been in a car wreck? No, thank God.
18. Do you have an accent? I have many accents! None of them are terribly realistic, which adds to the glamour. [Honestly, my voice is typical flat Midwestern nothingness.]
19. What was the last song to make you cry? Click the link on the last post.
20. What did you do last night? I think I played 'Sorority Life' on Facebook and generally reacclimated to normal weekend hermitude after being amongst humanity for most of the day. I went to bed a little late and had an awful time getting to sleep because I was cold. Once asleep, though, I was out.
21. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Of course. It's logically impossible not to have, at some point. (Without a bottom, how can there be a middle, or a top?)
22. Current hate right now? Neighbors' craptastic Cinco de Mayo music, pumping through the walls all damned day (interspersed with their fucking screaming brat, screaming). That's current - right now.
23. Met someone who changed your life? Yup. Hasn't everyone?
24. How did you bring in the New Year? Snoring quietly, alone.
25. What song represents you? That changes every single day, sometimes 20 times a day. Right now, I'll say It was Faith by Puddle of Mudd.

[from The Cat, who called it 'The Procrastination Tool Meme' and got it here]