the gamut

A

• Are you available? Depends. What do you have in mind?
• What is your age? roughly 20381863 minutes (via this very handy site)
• What annoys you? tomato seeds

B

• Do you know anyone named Billy? Yes, but we're on-and-off friends and I haven't talked with him in a while.
• When is your birthday? About 3 months from now.
• Who is your best friend? Fluffy & The Cat

C

• What's your favorite candy? Peanut M&Ms (I've finally kicked the Peanut Butter M&M habit); sour cherry balls; the really small Milky Way candy bars; Lemon Heads....
• Crush? No thanks. Maybe Creme Soda?
• When was the last time you cried? A couple of nights ago, while rehashing something in my mind while writing in my journal.

D

• Do you daydream? Only most of the day.
• What's your favorite kind of dog? "hot"
• What day of the week is it? Saturday

E

• How do you like your eggs? Inert! No, really: scrambled hard.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? Yup.
• Ever pet an elephant? Since petting is ostensibly intended to pleasure the pet-ee more than the pet-er, I find this concept rather pointless; I think that there are things that an elephant would like more. For instance, being left the fuck alone by humans. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm going with that line of thinking until convinced otherwise.

F

• Do you use fly swatters? Yes, but generally only one at a time.
• Have you ever used a foghorn? Uh, no.
• Is there a fan in your room? Ceiling.

G

• Do you chew gum? Maybe once or twice a year. It makes my jaw hurt.
• Do you like gummy candies? I overdosed on gummy bears at the office about a year ago and haven't had anything like that since. I may be 'over' them for good.
• Do you like gory movies? I don't seek them out for the gore, but a few of my favorite movies have a high incidental gore content.

H

• How are you? meh. How are you?
• What's your height? 162.56 cm
• What color is your hair? Various blonds and brownishes. It's due for a change-up pretty soon.

I

• What's your favorite ice cream? Butter Brickle, or Moose Tracks, or vanilla with fruit.
• Have you ever ice skated? All the time when I was little, by which I mean every day after school and half the day on the weekends. I was very fast but not artful at all. Story of my life, huh?
• Ever been in an igloo? Only the homemade kind.

J

• What's your favorite Jelly Bean? Anything fruit-flavored.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? Yup. I only remember the punchlines.
• Do you wear jewelry? Yes. Always my toe-ring, usually a thumb-ring, some combination of 6 earrings, a necklace about 75% of the time, and in the summer I'll often wear a bracelet or anklet.

K

• Who do you want to kill? Just a guy named Philip who can't seem to understand the nuances of online games (i.e. Space Wars) via Facebook. I seriously need to stop playing anything like this.
• Have you ever flown a kite? Yup.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute? Yeah, but I've heard that they're mean as Hell, too.

L

• Are you laid-back? Sorta. Depends on the circumstances.
• Lions or Tigers? Anyone ever notice that those are both Detroit sports teams? Strange, that.
• Do you like black licorice? *shudder*

M

• Favorite movie as a kid? The Maltese Falcon
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw? Never heard of it
• Favorite store at the mall? Crate & Barrel. Or Eddie Bauer. Or Whitehall.

N

• Do you have a nickname? Yes
• What's your favorite number? 7 or 13
• Do you prefer night or day? Night, especially when one of the options is interacting with the Cat-Beasts. Hilarity is guaranteed.

O

• What's your one wish? A chance.
• Are you an only child? In the sense that I'm the only one of my parents' offspring to still act and/or be treated like one more often than not.
• Do you like the color orange? Only for oranges.

P

• What are you most paranoid about? Dropping my keys down the grate in the parking lot.
• Piercings? Three on each side, and eventually one more to make it properly odd.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope? The funky computer nerd on Criminal Minds.

Q

• Are you quick to judge people? I'm an observer, which lends itself to impression-taking. Is that "quick to judge"?
• Do you like Quaker Oats? Sure.
• Know anyone that makes quilts? I think that Smelly Coworker does. She's into that sort of thing.

R

• Do you think you're always right? Not hardly.
• Do you watch reality TV? I really, really do not like reality TV, and wish that there could be some alternative available to those of us who can't stand to watch people abuse themselves and each other for fame and money.
• Reason to cry? Always.

S

• Do you prefer sun or rain? Yes, varyingly.
• Do you like snow? Sure, in its time.
• What's your favorite season? Autumn

T

• What time is it? 23:06
• What time did you wake up? 11:09

U

• Can you ride a unicycle? Doubtful.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow? Someone previously employed by my place of work. She was...unattractive...in most ways, and also had other attributes that detracted from a positive overall experience. I wonder which gas station she's working in now?
• Uncles do you have? English, your first language is not, Yoda? One by blood and two by marriage on mom's side (one by marriage, deceased). Four by blood and three by marriage on dad's side (one by blood, deceased).

V

• What’s the worst vegetable? Carrots, when cooked. *blegh*
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? Nope. One of my friends works for their parent company's PR firm. I feel very bad for her.
• Ever considered being vegan? Never.

W

• What's your worst habit? That's a hard choice.
• Do you like water rides? Nah.
• Ever been inside a windmill? Nope. Sounds painful.

X

• Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes.
• Ever used a Xerox machine? Yes.

Y

• Do you like the color yellow? I'm not "anti-yellow" but I don't really seek it out, either.
• What year were you born in? MCMLX-ish
• Do you yell when you're angry? I can, and have, but I'm more prone to stewing.

Z

• Do you believe in the Zodiac? I believe in the constellations named in that way. I believe that "it" - in the astrological sense - exists. But I don't follow it in any organized way, either.
• What's your Zodiac sign? Virgo
• When was the last time you went to the zoo? Summer 2003, maybe?

[from The Cat, who referred to it as "The A to Z Meme" and got it here]