5.01.2009

who, or what, am I? the butt-smacking edition

  1. do you sleep in your bra? Never except naps.
  2. have you kissed anyone on your top list of your friends? Let's pretend that the people who have been invited/instructed/ordered to read this blog are my "top friends." Then...yes.
  3. are you happy with your looks? In the sense that I realize there is no alternative beyond acceptance or terribly exhausting effort, sure.
  4. do you enjoy drama? Not nearly as much as it seems to enjoy me. I'm a drama magnet.
  5. are you a girly girl? More than you'd think. At the moment I'm getting a little twitchy about the disreputable state of my toenail polish.
  6. who was the last person you hugged? Adam?
  7. small or large purses? Small. Mine are the 'Goldfinger mini-purses' that will fit easily inside my friends' crazy-large purses.
  8. are you short? Both literally and figuratively.
  9. do you like someone? I continue to have an abiding affection for someone who doesn't deserve it. The big stupid crush persists. But "like" like? No, I don't think so. I'm out of phase.
  10. what would you do if someone smacked your butt? Depends. If Dan-the-pothead did it, I'd laugh. If Sleek did it, I'd punch him in the eye. If a complete stranger did it, I'd punch him someplace worse than that.
  11. do you care if your socks are dirty? Uh, yeah. I'm particular about the way my feet feel.
  12. do you think you’re conceited? It's protection.
  13. are you a bitch? Yup
  14. do you dress up on Halloween? Only if there's someplace to be.
  15. are you double jointed? Not in any standard fashion.
  16. where is the weirdest place you have slept? A rock concert.
  17. has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No.
  18. is there any type of rumor going around about you? Apparently so. My hometown is abuzz with talk about my purported (and completely false) extracurricular activities.
  19. do you call anybody by their last name? My gay boyfriend [a guy from work]. The actress that I don't like. That's all I can think of at the moment - ?
  20. how many guys do you think will end up reading this just because it says 'girl confessions'? Exactly one.
WARM UP:
[x] i do wear make up.
[x] i have cried at a movie theater.
[x] i can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] i get jealous.
[x] i think Johnny Depp is sexy. [though this is true less than half of the time]
[x] i love to laugh
[x] i like classic rock.
[x] i like death/grind/black metal.
[x] i like rap. [very little, but what I like, I love]
[x] i like techno.
[x] i like country.
[x] i carry a purse.
[x] i’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] i own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] i own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] i own a boy band CD. [but it's Canadian, so does it really still count?]
[ ] i get bored watching football.
[x] i love Gothic guys. [erk - "Gothic"? I'd say it's more of a pleasant affection]
[x] i love skater guys. [ditto above]
[ ] i like guys who BMX.
[ ] i’ve never been called a spoiled brat
[x] i love guys that are just themselves.
[x] guys are confusing.
[x] i’ve been called a bad influence.
[ ] lip gloss is better than lipstick.
[x] i can leave the house without makeup.
[x] i play video games, even when there are other people around
[x] my friends are the best.
[x] i want a[nother] tattoo.
[ ] i don’t have a tattoo.
[x] i have a piercing. [after the first 2, I think the ears count as "piercings", yes?]
[x] i’m insecure.
TOTAL: 25

YOUR BOY SIDE:
[ ] you love hoodies.
[x] you love jeans.
[ ] dogs are better than cats.
[ ] it's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] shopping is torture.
[ ] sad movies suck.
[ ] you own a XBOX.
[ ] you own a Wii.
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] you watch sports on TV.
[x] gory movies are cool.
[x] you go to your dad for advice.
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats. [used to, but I divested about 5 yrs ago]
[ ] you used to/do collect football collector cards.
[ ] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear. [used to be, until about 5 yrs ago. Huh.]
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] you talk with food in your mouth.
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on.
[x] you have fished at least once.
TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[x] you love to shop.
[x] you wear eyeliner.
[x] you wear the color pink.
[x] you go to your mom for advice.
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] you hate wearing the color black.
[x] you like going to the mall.
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] you like wearing jewelry.
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook.
[x] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe. [Well, they would be. Will be again.]
[x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. [In a manner of speaking, sort of.]
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics.
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower. [Maybe when I was 16, but when I'm paying for it, and dragging my own ass out of bed for it? Fuck no.]
[x] you smile a lot more than you should.
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] you care about what you look like.
[x] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] you like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] you like high heel shoes.
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid.
[x] you like putting makeup on others.
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything.
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors.
TOTAL: 17

    TOTAL TOTAL: 54 - I think that means I'm too much of everything!

[from The Cat, who got it here]

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