- What was your love life like a year ago?
surreptitious - Have you ever had a serious conversation with your dad?
yes - Hook-up or the whole relationship thing?
"the whole relationship thing", please - Who is your closest friend of the opposite sex?
Rob, Andy & big brother - Last person to make you smile?
big brother - Who can you blame for your bad mood today?
no blame - my mood is not impaired today - What was the last song you listened to?
"Falling Down" by Vertical Horizon - Name one person who is the most like you?
college BFF - What would you do if your best friend moved?
I'd be pissed - but it's happened before and I know we'd survive it - What is something you really want right now?
for the Steelers to play like the Steelers and the Bears to play like the Bears, and not vice versa. This is VERY irritating! - What are you doing this coming weekend?
goin' to a weddin' - Do you have any fun plans for today?
watching football, buying groceries, doing laundry, writing a letter - Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
yes - Last person who held your hand?
...is at the Cowboys-Giants game today - What are you listening to at the moment?
Bears-Steelers, laundry tumbling in the dryer, and my fingers on the keyboard - Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
long - Do you want to cut your hair?
no - I have someone for that - Are you in a good mood? If yes, Why?
meh. Stoopid [MLB player]. - When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
besides [MLB player]? Probably something work-related - Do you think your ex still likes you?
I know he still sends a couple of dozen text messages every few days. If that equates to "like", then, yeah. - What is wrong with you right now?
hungry. Hating this football game. - Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
Um, yeah. That might be the story of my life so far. - Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
no. I think I'm more the "jerking away quickly" type. - Would you kiss an ugly person for $1,000?
right now I would kiss [redacted MLB player] for $1000 - I'm seriously broke and need to replace my computer and my camera within the next month or so. - Has someone close to you passed away this year?
yes - Do you watch "The Hills"?
no - Last CD you played?
definitely a mix. The last prerecorded CD was probably the new Sister Hazel - Release - What are you thinking about right now?
food. I'm hungry and the Dinner-Making Elves haven't yet shown up. - Wearing any bracelets?
nope. Bracelets are a very rare occurrence for me. - What were you doing at midnight last night?
yapping - Have you ever gone to a beach?
yes. (Is there seriously a person on the planet who can say No to this??) - What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
whatever's there is fine. I'm not a connoisseur. - How long does it take you to get ready?
depends what I'm getting ready for. In a pinch I can get moving in 10 minutes. If I'm going to a wedding, it's likely to be closer to 90. - What are you wearing?
flannel PJ pants and a gray t-shirt. - When was the last time you smiled?
last night? - What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
quit - What is your ideal marriage location?
"marriage" doesn't happen in one place. "Wedding" does. That being said, it would depend very much on the people being wed, eh? - Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
drums - Something you love and hate?
clean laundry - What kind of soap do you use?
Ivory - Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
as much as they can tolerate - What's the one language you want to learn?
the language of luuurve - What do you order at a bar?
Bacardi lemonade, though I prefer Cruzan - Do you have tattoos?
yes. You mean there's someone on the planet who didn't already know that? - Do you drive stick?
yes - What's one trait you hate in a person?
"hate" - What do you cook the best?
pancakes. My chicken fricassee kicks ass, but Maureen's is better (and the original). I love my lasagna, but my mom's is better (and the original). My chicken tortilla soup is amazing, but my former spouse makes a version that puts mine to shame. So, really, when push comes to shove, "the best" extends only to...pancakes. - Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
I'm a blender. - Do you have anything monogrammed?
yes, to my everlasting chagrin - Have you ever done drugs?
yes - If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
tell a bunch of people how I really feel about them. Oh My God, that would be SO much fun! - Burial or cremation?
whatever. Least of my worries, eh? - What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
Monopoly - If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
by glaring and sticking out my tongue - How many drinks before you're tipsy?
depends on the drink. Apparently with tequila it's just one. - Favorite kind of porn?
[I'm so tempted to put something truly vile here.] - Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
no, but it doesn't really come up regularly, does it? - What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
not terribly memorable - What's one thing you like to do alone?
most things - What's the worst thing you ever said to someone?
"yes" - Are you a giver or a taker?
depends. Probably mostly a giver. - Favorite communication method?
Morse code - What is one thing you don't leave home without?
keys - Are you good at Sudoku?
no - What's your favorite kind of popcorn: caramel, cheese, or regular?
not a fan - If you have a cell phone, do you still have the instruction manual to it?
yes - Do you believe truly that blood is thicker than water?
yes. Scientific studies have shown.... - Do you think that somebody can be too young to be in love?
sure: a certain threshold emotional maturity seems to be necessary - Are there any events in your past that you are uncomfortable talking about?
oh, hell yes - Do you think true love has anything to do with gender?
nah - Name one person you would die for no matter what?
"no matter what" is a sticky wicket - Your ex said they dislike you, what would you say?
"I dislike you, too. And yet, you still owe me money." - Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
"everything" is a very strong word - Do you curse in front of your parents?
I'm getting better at it as time goes by - Are you happy with life?
sure, given the alternative - Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
I know of people with the same name as me, but none personally. - Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yup - Was this weekend a good one?
apart from serious sleep deprivation (which is nothing new) - yes - Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
yes. It's not really all that exciting. Clothing, it seems, is clothing. - Who's the last person you rode in a car with that was under 21 and driving?
Sam? - Are you a heavy sleeper?
can be. Lately, probably not. - Is there someone you wanna date right now?
yes - If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
5 years - You're stuck on an elevator with the person you fell the hardest for, what happens?
I guess I crush them? - Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
yes - Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
I enjoy having them, but I'd have to be masochistic to enjoy getting them. And I'm not. - You're a Sharpie marker; what color are you?
maroon - Would you ever date your number 2?
don't do MySpace, and, no - Do you remember your first real relationship?
yes - Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend'?
yes - and "best friend" is two words - Do you miss anyone?
yes - Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone?
yes - Do you take walks often?
not for a few months, sadly. I've been sick, and busy. - Would you call yourself smart?
all the time - Do you like to read?
yup - What did you do for your last birthday?
drank far, far too much - but had an extraordinary time before the world went to hell - What's your favorite season?
autumn - Looking forward to something this weekend?
yes, the wedding to which I referred several questions ago - Is good grammar attractive?
only in the sense that poor grammar is pathetically repulsive - Are you jealous of one or more of your friends?
no - Have you known any of your friends your whole life?
if "whole" means from age 5 on - Are any of your friends taller than you?
the majority of my friends are taller than I am - Do you think abortions are horrible?
there is a lot more to it than "yes"/"no" - Who was the last person that said "I love you" to you?
the Cowboys fan
UPDATE: One of the worst motherfucking days in NFL history, hands down.
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