wanna read a short story I wrote in France?

• So, what did you do today?
  oh, y'know, the usual--work, read, made dinner, went for a drive
• What was the last movie you watched?
  The Darjeeling Limited [the title quotation is from this movie]
  
• What's your favorite type of donut?
  depends on the day. I haven't had a good sour cream donut in a very long time, though - too long. Could've used a couple on Saturday morning.
• What was the last non-alcoholic beverage you consumed?
  water
• What color are your headphones?
  I have a couple pairs that are black and one that are white
• Who is your last text from?
  Ulysses
• How do you make money?
  in the typical fashion - I have a steady job
• What color did you last paint your nails?
  Glacier Bay Blues. Nice Color, Eh? is next in line.
• How many people have you ever had oral sex with?
  one at a time
• What color is your wallet?
  presently in use: black
• Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
  yep
• Do you know any "cougars"?
  I don't think I could possibly hate that term any more than I do right now, but, yeah. I suppose I do.
• What's your favorite TV show?
  meh. The shows that I've liked over the past couple of years have taken a turn this year (adding new characters of whom I am not fond, or killing off characters that 'make the show' for me), so I'm finding myself reading more often than not lately.
• Have you ever been to a concert?
  yes, indeed
• Who was the last person you were in a car with?
  Ulysses
• Are you in love? With who?
  I'm in something. It remains to be seen just what it is. With whom? Heh, isn't that clear by now?
• What's your job title?
  "other duties as assigned"
• Do you shave your armpits?
  sure - just today, in fact
• Do you think that piercings are trashy?
  yeah, particularly my own
• Is the light on in the room you're in?
  yes, one of them (lights, not rooms)
  
• Favorite fruit:
  pineapple, at least for the next few days. I've got a whole one in the fridge.
• Where is the person you dislike the most?
  don't know; don't care
• How about the person you have feelings for?
  home, prehaps?
• Do you prefer glass or plastic cups?
  doesn't matter
• Is your house big or small?
  my cube gets the job done. I'm currently negotiating for a different one, which will (if all goes well) be slightly bigger, have a dishwasher and an attached 1-car garage, and be quieter than a tomb.
• Can you whistle?
  can; don't
• Do you wear bows in your hair?
  rarely
• Has anybody ever been obsessed with you?
  yes

[from here, from there]